Dizzley

Author bio:

I was born with an EPNS spoon in my mouth. I had a reading age of 11 when I started school and was so bored in class that I talked all the time and had to be seated away from others because I was so distracting.

I find it hilarious that life can be so distressingly awful. I am a serial enthusiast. I have flown planes, dived seas, dissected human cadavers, worked in nuclear installations and a hospital morgue.

I have run with the bulls in Pamplona. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Sorry - I didn't do some of those things, but I love the quote.