Freelancecynic

Freelancecynic

Member for over 5 years
Novel: The naive gardener
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
15558 words

Author bio:

Attention seeking, loud talking, kentish lad, who, also, apparently happens to be quite a nice guy.

2007 winner
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2008 winner
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2009 winner
2010 winner
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2011 winner
Role:
Municipal Liaison
Age:
28
Location:
Bristol, England
Hobbies:
Listening to Podcasts and watching cartoons or the Muppets. Writing (Duh) reading, staring at my phone for hours at a time. Running, eating.
Favorite noveling music:
My itunes is split into moods, so it depends if i'm trying to write Angry Rant, or soppy love scene.
Website:
Occupation:
Insurance
Favorite books or authors:
One flew over the cuckoos Nest, Chemistry for Beginners, How I paid for college, Thief Of Time, Night Watch, The Green Mile, Book with no Name,, Terry Pratchett, Thomas Harris, Will Self, Irvine Welsh, Douglas Adams, Edgar Allen Poe,