glummdead

Author bio:

Glummdead claimed his birthright as the true heir to the throne of Lanitalthantia on his 18th birthday when he slew the tyrannical overlord, Lord Vur. He was led to the shores of that mythical place by eight portents, three virtuous maidens, twelve ghoulish slaves, a magical boat and a talking sword. Not content with living an idyllic (if somewhat adventurous) life as the ruler of a mythic kingdom, Glumm, (or King Antarius Warbux Cruciform XII, as he is known to his subjects in Lanitalthantia) decided to settle for working in a book shop on the island of Malta where he lives with his mother and two cats.