honeywell

honeywell

Member for over 6 years
Novel: Rooting for Reality
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
50075 words
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Author bio:

I am that small person that manages to awkwardly squeeze into the small space under your arm and between the two fat people on a crowded subway. The one that mouths the lyrics to the songs on her iPod while trying to ignore the fact that her face is in your armpit and that somebody nearby farted and it smells like egg salad with a pinch of turmeric.

Playing the violin; coding perl and python; swimming, preferably in the ocean though the pool will do in a pinch; volunteering for political causes I am passionate about; scrapbooking. These are all things I do not do in my spare time. I do however play the ukulele, and I can dog paddle (badly).

This is my second year MLing and I can say in advance that if there is no write-in in your area but you want one, go ahead and start one! If you have any other questions, firstly I ask that you google image search "teddy bear" and ask out loud to any one of the bears that appear. If you still have no answer and pictures of other stuffed animals aren't helping, feel free to ask me.

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Role:
Municipal Liaison
Age:
26
Location:
Oakland, CA
Hobbies:
Drawing, reading, long walks downtown, foreign films, playing with the rats
Favorite noveling music:
Flight of the Conchords, Morrissey, The House Jacks, Madness, The Beatles, Sparks, Leo Kottke, Miranda, Movits!
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Occupation:
Healthcare Interpreter
Favorite books or authors:
High Fidelity, Thud!, Epileptic, Moo, A Spot of Bother, Terry Pratchett, JD Sallinger, Bill Bryson, Jane Smiley, Raymond Queneau