Hungbitter

Author bio:

Live Laugh Love STFU good enough of a bio? No? Fine, here's more... I like doing math. You would probably make me wretch if we kissed and I felt your tongue going into my mouth. I'm not into guys, especially if they are taller than me, it just never works out. Still not enough about me? ok, let's see here... I lost my virginity when I was 19 after getting seduced at a Laser-Floyd show at the Seattle convention center. I feel I performed decently.

Now that you know everything pertinent about me, I feel you are obligated to tell me more about you.
1. How do you feel about offensive language?
2. Do you get squeamish around carnies?
3. How much currency would you trade your soul for?
4. How much math do you know?
5. Do I creep you out?
6. Could I move in with you if I decide I don't like living behind the library?
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8. When I'm living at your house are you going to make me dinner.
9. Will you expect me to do the dishes and clean up after us?
10. How do you feel about cats?
11. Can my cats live with us?
12. Will you bathe them if I let you come out of the closet.
13. Do I creep you out yet.