What do I put in this box? My autobiography? If it's that, we have a problem. If it's jacking off an elephant while screaming the lyrics to the Macarena, well, that's a different story.
I'm a kid who likes to write about stupid junk, mainly involving dick jokes, farting, lamps, and whatever else pops into my head, most of which has nothing to do with the current topic. Bolivian Fire Lizards.
DICKS! DICKS UNTIL THE END OF IME!