MartianMenace

Author bio:

Born in an underground city of Nix Olympica, Mars, MartianMenace first traveled to Earth in a spaceship along with her uncle who (being made of glass) tragically perished when the spaceship crashed. She was then raised by a half-Jewish, half-Methodist, half-Democrat, half-Republican, half-Downstate, half-Upstate couple who caused her to be even crazier than she already was. And if you're reading this, you're paying waaaayyyy too much attention to author bios! Get back to writing!