mikebranski
Synopsis
This is a serious tale about murder and mystery, and adventures in space along one's path to find their true self... Ah, who am I kidding? I'm just yanking your chain. This is a wacky story of an irresponsible and unemployed space cowboy wannabe and his unlikely partner with a troubled past and an even more uncertain future.
Together they set out on a harrowing adventure of unpredictable mischief and accidental mayhem, as told by a narrator with a short attention span and an affinity for giraffes.
tl;dr Space opera, sci-fi, pew pew lazers
Excerpt
There's only one thing more embarrassing than watching your ship sink in front of a crowded dock, and that's watching your ship sink in front of a crowded dock while standing completely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, absolutely positively, naked.
