A novel of appropriation utilizing content from the adoptable threads of nanowrimo.org.
Feed up with the boring cleashaye world they have written a teerble cosmic power sets out to destoeru all creation- one word at a time- there MCs struggle to stop the Wrimo before its to late- the Wromo kills them off one by one by one with long painful overly verubise deaths. The only way to stop it is to reach his or her heart and make an happy ending- say one set of hero's- but others say only by killing their creator will they be safe. (10k bounes points if you do in fact kill off the whole world in the end. 50k if you do it in with the last word- 75k if they kill you 100k if the world ends anyay.
C1: a REAL appoalipes if they pull a reverse Stranger then Fiction thing on you ...)
C2: ...the main character live in a parralell universe (spirit world, alternate dimention, etc) and finds themself in our world or vice versa
C1: themself in our world ... A new drug creates an undead army of zombies.
C2: zombies...Leaving geothermal terrorist attack triggers global destruction/ catastrophic rearranging of the eath's crust.
C1: A meteor plunges through the Earth's atmosphere to land in the pasific ocean with a enough force to send massive tsunami radiating out in all directions.
C:2 pasific ocean for two secants?
The (insert random food here) a character has been eating on and off during the course of the story are actually mind controll devices created by the villain to turn the heroes allies and friends against him and help speed up the evil part of your story. In the midst of all the action (possibly narrated by a side character etc) (in her warped mind), how did that random (Insert animal of choice here) package get on the front doorstep and into the house without the MC seeing it? Once he's fully grown, he'll be the length of a train and be able to eat (insert random food here), like, a shark, but that's not going to happen for centuries. He's going to be tiny for about twenty years.
C1:Can you like not be a (spirit world, alternate dimention, etc) dick for two secants?
C2: I've tried. It's not worth it. A Mary Sue character thinks she is in love with this Vampire she's seen around school, but the Werewolf she's seen is hot too. But something is off about this vampire and the werewolf too, she keeps seeing them in the hall holding each other's collars.
C1: Could they be possibly fighting over her (in her warped mind)?
C2: But then she realizes the real emotional truth. OMG, they are in love with each other. They beg her to not tell anyone. She quickly is OK with it because -
C1: (in her warped mind) two men kissing is hotter.
C2:. They want to go to Broadway together and open a Burlesque bar with a tribute to Liberache. She is the only one with the funds and (fake) emo powers to beg for funds.
C1: I'm taking this, it fits perfectly in my (insert random food here) story that has to do with my two MC's trying to gather information. What a nice twist if the most important piece they need was there all along - as in the ((insert interesting person/alien/demon/spirit etc) package that arrives early on and not opened until much later. I could practically feel all positive vibes in the immediate vicinity (possibly narrated by a side character etc) fleeing in fright from the pleasant smile I knew he was giving from behind me.
C2: "Of course," he said with a light edge of laughter in his voice that made it quite clear there was a 'not' attached to the end of those words.
C1: "I've rarely seen you so passionate."
C2: "You rarely see me at all."
Everyone thought he was dead- no, the dead body was not real, it was a perfect reprduction f the highly developed kid she could run away. the main character finds out that they (insert random food here) are living inside the author's mind and try to get out etc
The main character is the reincarnation of (insert interesting person/alien/demon/spirit etc) and remembers everything in their past life but can't say anything because then everyone will think they're crazy (possibly narrated by a side character etc) the characters (in her warped mind) are all the same person trying to find out which one's real but they all make up parts of the whole and need to work together to wake up from a coma etc