quoll

quoll

Member for over 1 year
Novel: Pretend Hen: The Tail of an Underwater Albino Peacock
Genre: Post-Cyberpunk
20237 words so far
Age:
32
Location:
Melbourne, Australia
Favorite noveling music:
I have hired a composer to write my orchestral noveling music
Website:
http://pengo.org
Sponsorship URL:
http://www.nowhitespace.org/writing/
Favorite books or authors:
Mr Greedy (of the Mr Men series)
Done_2010

Author bio:

Biogeek, software/game dev, photographer, redditor, bum. I'm writing a novel so that when I make a film it can be based on a novel.

I've always been on the tweetish side, so I'm unlikely to hit 50K. I never finish anything anyway. Also I hate books. Especially fiction. And writing. I hate writing. My other hates include the imperial system, fax machines, and incorrect use of the semicolon; which I'm very self-conscious about.

I'm hoping this bio counts towards my word target. Even though I shouldn't care, as I also hate targets; and incorrect semicolons. I said that already but I'm practicing word padding (and I may have accidentally used the semicolon correctly the first time). As you can see I do like repetition and the unnecessary use of the phrase "as you can see". I also like you nano people, so say hi. Do pictures count as 1000 words? I'm getting my camera out.

Words I will be including in my novel include: cannibalizable, oxameter, toves.

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I made this storytelling cheat sheet:

http://www.nowhitespace.org/writing/

Steal it, share it.
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