Simon_The_Squid
Member for
8 months
Novel:
The Patriot
Genre:
Mainstream Fiction
50896
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- Age:
- 24
- Location:
- Nashville, TN
- Hobbies:
- Yadda, yadda, yadda
- Favorite noveling music:
- Gunter Wand's arrangement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony
- Website:
- http://aaroncsimon.com
- Favorite books or authors:
- Catch-22; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; The Yiddish Policeman's Union; Game of Thrones; The Three Musketeers, Joseph Heller; Douglas Adams; Michael Chabon; Michael Crichton; Stephen King; Kinky Friedman
Author bio:
It is not known where Aaron was born, only that it may--perhaps--have been that he hatched out of a kiwi fruit.
This is incorrect.
It was a watermelon.
He holds an M.A. from the University of Kent at Canterbury. Several professors didn't want to give him the degree, but, damn it, he showed them.
His one unflagging ambition in life is to own a fully-functional X-Wing.
