syncretic

syncretic

Member for over 2 years
Novel: Cry Havoc
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
51351 words
Winner!

Author bio:

I wake up in the evening, make coffee, go to work, come back home and go to sleep. In between, I sometimes remember to breathe.

Oh, and I am a banana.

...Or is that "I have a banana"?

Either way, there is a banana involved. Possibly a taco as well.

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Role:
participant
Age:
32
Location:
North of Hell, South of Heaven
Hobbies:
World of Warcraft, D&D, and petting kittens.
Favorite noveling music:
Quiet. Nice and quiet. Maybe with a fan or some other white noise in the background.
Website:
Favorite books or authors:
Terry Pratchett, Salman Rushdie, Neil Gaiman, and about a million others.