TheMaddRaven
- Age:
- 15
- Location:
- Wherever's convenient...
- Hobbies:
- Mainly lurking in corners... (or on the 50+ boards- yeah, I'm creepy like that).... Wait, you mean like hobbies and sports?!? *horrified face* Well, team sports are quite the bore, but I like skiing and hiking 'and stuff'...
- Favorite noveling music:
- Beethoven, Beatles, and various songs from a wide variety of artists and genres...
- Favorite books or authors:
- JKR, Suzanne Collins, Lemony Snicket, Eoin Colfer, Terry Goodkind, Tolkien, Neil Gaiman, and others...
Author bio:
I don't really enjoy writing nonfiction passages in one big ugly blob, so I just compiled a list of stuff about myself.
~You can ask me for my name, or you can call me TMR
~I tried doing NaNo last year, but it just turned into 25,000 words of random delusional plotless monologue...
~I'm not exaggerating that.
~I figured I'm not exactly the writer type at the moment, so this year I'm doing a graphic novel...
~I'M A NANO REBEL!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
~The reason it says I only joined this year is because I got a new account...
~I'm a male, which seems to be somewhat of a minority group on here.
~Sometimes, he refers to himself in the third person...
~I use aposiopesises too much...
~Wow, Even the NaNo spellcheck didn't know what that meant...
~Aposiopesis (/ˌæpəsaɪ.əˈpiːsɪs/; Classical Greek: ἀποσιώπησις, "becoming silent") is a rhetorical device wherein a sentence is deliberately broken off and left unfinished, the ending to be supplied by the imagination, giving an impression of unwillingness or inability to continue. In other words, it means "..." or "--".
~Other cool words I know- Ferrule, Serif, Lunula...
~Hypothetical cookies to anyone who knows what they all mean...
~Sometimes I try to be clever, but it usually doesn't end well.
~My least favorite punctuation mark is the backslash \ *horrified face* It's so ugly...
~My favorite is the ellipsis...
~I enjoy light.
~I enjoy not having a thylacine perched on my shoulder.
~I would however enjoy having an archeopteryx on my shoulder, because all the ones that I have met have absolutely adored me.
~I like quoting Webster and Wikipedia...
~
~The previous bullet was intentionally left blank.
~I can manage drawing comics, but I am atrocious at coloring, so I am currently training myself to be an adept photoshopper.
~I happen to be a grammar socialist.
~The following sentence is not true.
~The previous sentence is true!
~I like paradoxes... or is it paradoxi...?
~You should send me a private message.
~On second thought, and on behalf of your safety and well being, perhaps you shouldn't...
~That is all. :3
