Author bio:
"I'm going to count to one million four hundred and seventy two point three starting six places to the right of the decimal, and then shoot if you don't start talking!"
"Huh."
"That was supposed to be scary."
"More like a great way to bore me to death."
Shrugs, "Its the perfect murder, how could they ever prove I was so boring that I killed someone." Laughs manically.
