Ex military mercenaries performing a hit, conning a government, and creating a global terror alert from a terrorist organisation that doesn't exist.
'Sorry,' The Scotsman replied, 'I was out on a job.'
'Do you have the next three days free?'
'For fifteen grand, I'd do anything you want.'
'Fantastic. Go seduce Gordon Brown' there was silence on the other end of the line.
'I'd need more than three days for that man. I'd have to find a clinic that'd turn him into a woman for starters…'
'Ok, fine. I need you to map a girl's movement for me.'
'Got a wee bit of a crush, have you?'
'God, no, If I had fifteen grand to spend on women I'd buy thirty of them earrings. It's a target.'