Bad Social Habits

GutterPercher
Bad Social Habits

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Joined: May 16, 2007
Location: Cape town, South Africa
Posts: 5
Posted on:
Oct 30, 2007 - 03 13

I need a really bad social habit/behaviour, something that would cause you to not go out in public for years, or atleast as little as possible. It can be unrealistic (storm clouds over your head, freak accidents happen to people around you when youre unhappy) or something just normally weird or gross.
Also, what do you find funny? Certain situations or behaviours, certain objects, accents?
INSPIRE ME PEOPLE!
*hands you the torch of inner awesome*
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jlcghs27408

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Joined: Oct 25, 2007
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 11
Posted on:
Oct 30, 2007 - 07 00

Attacked by birds whenever you step outside? Dogs break from their owner's leashes to come hump you?

Afraid of sunlight? Think you're a vampire?

bereccabox

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Joined: Oct 30, 2006
Location: North Platte, NE
Posts: 227
Posted on:
Oct 30, 2007 - 16 34

How about every time the character steps outside, they attract male moose because of a strange pheromone they give off.

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Gelph

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Joined: Oct 19, 2007
Location: Everlost, GA
Posts: 23
Posted on:
Nov 1, 2007 - 03 11

Well....it would be considered a bad social habbit/behavior if.....
-you have an insatiable need to step on the toes of everyone you see, literally
-you think you are an alien
-you are an alien
-you have a phobia of your feet touching the ground for more than 1/5 of a second
-Everytime you see grass, you eat it.
-you hug strangers very enthusiastically
-you are a nudist [outside of a nudist colony]
-you are a goth [*snicker*]
-you run down the streets screaming, "You can't se California without Marlon Brando's eyes!"
-you ask the nearest hobo if he can do the soulja boy... [or is it spelled boi? I don't know.]
-...yeah, ok, that's all I have.

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