In the interest of channeling the inevitable procrastination, I hereby launch the nanowrimo nonsense contest! Post. Dooo eeet.
The rules are simple. You may not post twice in a row. You must wait for someone else to post before you can post again. You also may not refer to anyone else's nonsense in your nonsense. Finally, you must post nonsense. Anything that makes sense is strictly forbidden!
That's it. Here's how it's done.
I'm rolling down the hill, I'm rolling down the hill. I'm - OH GOD! I'm rolling into hospital. I'm rolling into hospital.
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Nov 3, 2007 - 00 47
Fourteen Barrells. A pint of hallow. Victims: negative eight. Recipient?
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Nov 3, 2007 - 03 21
Hoopy hoopy hoopy kerrrWOOT blue frog to the cyanide moon.
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Nov 3, 2007 - 10 26
Frog blast the vent core!
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Nov 3, 2007 - 10 54
I've got a cow, and I'm absolutely terrified!
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50,415 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 20 02
Leaf is not lethal enough to sneeze at soap.
50,054 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 22 31
Cheesebread cheesebread chessbread cheesebread Yoyo! Catboy Wesley Crusher!
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Nov 5, 2007 - 07 21
My favourite kind of beef is pork!
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Nov 5, 2007 - 13 10
I say there monstrosity, do you know the times?
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing you should try to not be an idiot today.
50,056 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 15 34
The future is in bratwurst, hold out your chubby hands.
52,198 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 15 44
Doesn't YOUR dog play checkers?
50,149 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 16 08
Be careful, that sphere is sharp.
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Nov 5, 2007 - 17 03
It was a dark and stormy pie. The kind of pie that makes you thirsty. Unbearably thirsty... like a bear. It stank of elephant. I miss wednesday.
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing you should try to not be an idiot today.
4,108 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 18 51
Do the noodle dance Oi! Flop whee bang. Boom. Boom boom boom boom boom. Splat. Thud. Yup, it's a noodle.
----------2007 NaNoWriMo: The Elmanar Are
2006 NaNoWriMo Winner: All The Fires of Time
50,054 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 20 15
We're all nuts. And not the good kind either. Maybe that dry unsalted party mix.
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50,149 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 20 24
Bah wheep grah ah wheep ninnybong!
The university greeting works every time.
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Nov 5, 2007 - 21 05
It hurts too much to be bright.
26,613 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 13 03
Old masking tape dust hurts the lungs but it won't kill you; besides, grape jello is one of my favourites.
52,167 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 13 05
The zombie's vacant eyes widened as its face neared the microphone. His mouth opened and the oddest sound escaped. "I like turles!"
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing you should try to not be an idiot today.
50,054 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 16 46
I've got a lovely bunch of Drow!
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52,167 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 17 10
On my way to town I met a man. The man rode half a moose. I said to the man, "I see you have half a moose. Did it come with winter tires?"
----------He scoffed, brushing his mustache over his shoulder, "For sooth, my tooth, toll booth."
I stabbed him with a spoon.
Why?
He killed Mufasa.
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing you should try to not be an idiot today.
50,149 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 19 01
The problem with spatial interaction and the genetic code is that you never know when your pizza will be delivered.
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Nov 7, 2007 - 22 32
'Why yes!' she said with a slippery smile, and a knife held up to her eye.
And the little girl screamed, such a happy sound. 'The ice cream screams at nothing!'
9,020 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2007 - 20 04
I have been indicted for smuggling emu eyelashes!
----------My computer registered me without my knowledge or consent. Now, I must follow through with the commitement.
52,167 / 50,000
Nov 21, 2007 - 13 55
Attention Governer. I do believe you've taken my cheese. The fine for such an act is equal to the metaphorical representation of twenty camels stacked ontop of a grass hut. Cheques will be fine.
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is knowing you should try to not be an idiot today.
15,113 / 50,000
Nov 21, 2007 - 19 43
And the two cubs stated, "We're frieproof!"
9,020 / 50,000
Nov 23, 2007 - 15 33
There once was a man from... Actually, there was no man, and no universe for him to exist in. Sorry for raising anyone's hopes.
----------My computer registered me without my knowledge or consent. Now, I must follow through with the commitement.