transliterature instead of transliterate.
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| Platypus Bill | Funny Type O's |
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Nov 3, 2007 - 02 27 |
transliterature instead of transliterate. |
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Nov 5, 2007 - 06 07
"The coats were spiralling out of control."
I meant costs. Which is much less interesting!
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Nov 5, 2007 - 09 34
"Bugs scuttled into cracks and cervixes."
Obviously I meant crevices.
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"As I rounded the corner I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef." - Dr Rick Dagless, MD
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Nov 6, 2007 - 06 06
violet_corona, you just made me cross my legs! :-o
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Nov 6, 2007 - 06 44
Minor character by the name of Hardin; regularly mistyped as 'Hardon'.
----------NaNo 07: The Thief and the Blood
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Nov 6, 2007 - 09 43
That's just your filthy mind, Vicky! :D
----------2006 Winner (undergoing revisions)
2007: Treasons, Stratagems and Spoils (alt history fantasy)
Three brothers, two murders, one stolen necklace - and a shipload of trouble!
~o~o~o~o~0~o~o~o~o~
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Nov 7, 2007 - 15 12
Actually o for i is one of my standard typos - I quite often have Sosters of the Order of Theis too, but that's less funny :)
----------NaNo 07: The Thief and the Blood
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Nov 8, 2007 - 17 20
I got some studious water 'poring over the edge' which wasn't as much fun as 'the scared table' I found and corrected in an old work a few weeks ago.
If I keep typing in here you'll get a few more! It has taken as much time to correct the typos as type the post. I think I'm typed out for the day!
----------2005 - Team 324 - contemporary action smut - 53K (now 57K) unfinished
2006 - Dragon's Breath - fantasy romance smut - 82.5K (still 82.5K) unfinished
2007 - Dark Masters: Smoke - sci-fi smut
(I'm better at the unfinished part than the smut part!)
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Nov 9, 2007 - 12 33
I generally type 'yeah' as 'ursh' at least once a day. Hasn't happened that much this month though, thankfully.
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Nov 10, 2007 - 02 59
I sometimes type "sinner" instead of "dinner", which is quite funny. Just now I had my characters travelling on a plant, rather than a plane.
Not strictly a typo, but yesterday my character bought a can of deodorant and then "didn't bother to go to the toilet, but just sprayed himself out in the station concourse". Not quite what I meant. I've since reworded it.
The worst typo I nearly sent in an email (but luckily noticed it just in time) was when I wrote to thank my mother-in-law for making our wedding cake, and meant to remark on the "white flowers" she'd decorated it with, but the s is quite close to the w.
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Nov 10, 2007 - 10 44
Oh, I've done 'sinner' as well.
And I actually got so sick of typing 'woth' instead of 'with' that I made Woth the god of toilets in my novel.
----------NaNo 07: The Thief and the Blood
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Nov 11, 2007 - 14 49
a bowk of lukewarm porridge
to bowk (or bouk) in scotland is to puke. the porridge is hospital breakfast. I'm leaving that one in.
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Nov 11, 2007 - 17 44
to bowk (or bouk) in scotland is to puke. the porridge is hospital breakfast. I'm leaving that one in.
Eeeewwww!
This from this evening:
Pol strolled from the room and down the corridor to the hall, a huge groin on his face.
It completely derailed my train of thought for about half a minute. :-)
*Hugs*
Lottie
ML for Europe::England:: Cambridge
cambridge_england[at]nanowrimo[dot]org
2007: Rising Angels, Falling Apes - ??
----------2006: An Ordinary World - 84k+
2005: Dreaming of Jack - 83k+
*Hugs*
Lottie
ML for Europe::England:: Cambridge
cambridge_england[at]nanowrimo[dot]org
2007: Rising Angels, Falling Apes - ??
2006: An Ordinary World - 84k+
2005: Dreaming of Jack - 83k+
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Nov 24, 2007 - 09 25
Another good one from yesterday's Write-In:
She looked at him for a moment, then at Pol who made no move whatsoever to counter this astounding statement, then she burst out laughing. It was either that or burst into teats.
Tears, dear, tears,,,
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Lottie
ML for Europe::England:: Cambridge
cambridge_england[at]nanowrimo[dot]org
2007: Rising Angels, Falling Apes - ??
2006: An Ordinary World - 84k+
2005: Dreaming of Jack - 83k+