Ok so last year I know some of us posted auto summaries and it was rather funny. I tried that with my novel this year but it was not so funny. So then I put it through a translator. (I used http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgi)
Post yours because I need to procrastinate more.
Here's how to do it : Have your novel open and up at the top click on tools then Auto-summarize. Make sure you click the box that says "Create a new document" and then chose something small (like 100 words or 10 sentences). You should now have an Auto-summary. Then copy and paste it into a translator tool and share it with us.
Here's the Cockney version of my novel so far. (I think it's a vast improvement.)
Robert didn’t fink she 'ad. Robert weren’t disappointed. Robert’s lunch arrived quickly. Robert mumbled under 'is breaff. Robert knew 'e sure didn’t. “Cop out Robert! Struth!” Robert could definitely 'andle reality. Robert recognized 'is muvver’s voice instantly. Robert recognized 'er immediately. Umm, yor son, right, Robert.” Robert didn’t 'ave a look at 'is muvver. “Robert, guv? Me Robert …?” Robert 'ave a looked up at 'is muvver, init? “Robert, isit?Robert followed 'is muvver inside mechanically. “Right, Robert. Will yer Robert?” Robert’s muvver turned and 'ave a looked at 'im. Me baby Robert.” Robert checked the pantry first. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Robert knew this. Oh, and Robert, isit?So Robert waited.
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Nov 16, 2007 - 21 44
Translated through Greek-Russian-and Arabic filters and then put into Jive-Speak:
"Ezra. WORD!" Ezra. WORD! Ephraim. WORD! " Judah puh'ked activities. Judah opposite. Mudflows. "Rachel." Judah wuz agitated. "Significant movement, judah. Lop some boogie. Judah Moma. WORD!" Jael? " "Yeah man, Judas." "Judas"? "Yeah man, Judas." Judah? " Judah surprised. "Goodnight, Judas." "Ephraim. WORD! Judah laughed. Selah and Ezra. WORD! Jael and Sed. " "No, Ephraim. WORD! Jael return t'Judea. WORD! Jael judah be not moved. Judah laughed. Judah laughed. Judah could not sleep. Jes hang loose, brud." Sed? " Mudflows. "Ezra. WORD! Judah continued. Judah tries. Judah puh'manent. Man! Hands. Efremovoy Moma. WORD! Rachel Moma. WORD!" Rachel. Sed? " Judah laughed. Jael smile. Judah wid de smile disappeared. Jael laughter. Ah be baaad... Nodded mudflows. Judah heart sank. Ya' know? Judah, de disengagement dropped. Judah afta' dis title.
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Nov 18, 2007 - 15 26
Ok, now have something else to distract me, though I have to admit this comes out pretty funny. No translator, 100 words or less.
A very bad time.
Immediately the sound stopped, but she kept her eyes closed and hands over her ears. “All right? All right? Of course, she thought. Start showing me, starting with the light, if you don’t mind.
“Remember the dogs from your own time. The conversation stopped abruptly what the littlest guard gave a soft howl. The shepherd mix guard dog resumed his shoving of the boy forward, through the door, and apprehensively Linda followed, gently nudged by Rock. “The Dog Whisperer? “Stop!” the high standing little ruler barked out at them.
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Nov 18, 2007 - 15 31
And in redneck
A mighty bad time. Eemeejutly th' soun' stopped, but she kepp her eyes closed an' han's on over her ears. “All right? All right? Of course, she thunk. Start showin' me, startin' wif th' light, eff'n yo' don’t mind, cuss it all t' tarnation. “Remember th' houn'dogs fum yer own time. Th' convahsashun stopped abrupply whut th' li'lst guard gave a sof' howl, ah reckon. Th' shepherd mix guard houn'dog resoomd his shovin' of th' fella fo'ward, through th' dore, an' appreehensively Linda follered, juntly nudged by Rock. Shet mah mouth! “Th' Houn'dog Whisperer? “Stop! Fry mah hide!” th' high stan'in' li'l ruler barked out at them, dawgone it.