You didn't think I'd forget, did ya? Yes, you probably did. ;-) This year, I've managed NOT to lose the pages, and I figured tonight would be a good night to post them. Enjoy! :)
(There may be some discrepencies where I can't read the handwriting correctly.)
Once upon a time there was a young woman who made a living milking llamas. One day, she baked cookies. This was a problem because nobody within three blocks could solve the Rubik's Cube. However, there was a sudden plot twist! Two bagels walked into a bar. Ouch said, "Ouch." And then he ran outside and cried. The bar was often a place of mortal sorrows. Yet for immortal dreams you have to drink a whole lot more root beer than that. Trust me. Have I ever led you down a dark alley before marching into the forbidden zone. Jack Frost awaits us on the far side of the Cave of No Return. The librarian looked at the overdue book and promptly threw it at the patron's head. He rushed to his brother. "Nathan, I'll never leave you!" shouted Peter, "Make sweet music of the violins and the trombones." But they were filled with defication. Which caused all the cats in town to get the runs. So Gage started copying what I said, so I threw a very large snow ball at the killer bunny peering from around the corner and under the giant statue of Ernest Borgnine. The horse was clearly not happy about having a rider. It made its displeasure known by his majesty, the king of hippos. The guards ran toward Amelie, screaming like fish on LSD and marijuana. She wasn't at all pleased about it. In fact the gravy had nothing to do with anything at all. And so she took away the soup and wanted to cut my eye out for me. I said no.
Once was a beautiful world in which people were so happy. The fact was that the cause of people's happiness was all the pretty pink flowers that breathed fire. Of course, that was before the flesh eating butterflies. I still remember when they came to the bar and drew forth little squirrels that attacked like the bunny from Monty Python. With intense vigor it flew into the skies and proceeded to burn to a crisp. Everyone was sad, because that was the last one. So, they made an ice scultpure on the college president's front lawn. After two hours, the crane decided he had had enough. He went to feed the squirrels. But in the end, he actually was eaten by them. Yet then the eaters became the eaten. The counter-attack was not very effective so we all went back to bed. With each other. So then they went bacl to the tennis house and had incredibly hot... chocolate. It was spiked with a railroad spike to the tree. "What are you doing?" Of course, the lumberjack paid no attention to the dryad who is behind the curtain, but Andy really didn't care. She's not actually planning on eating twenty seven crayons were the key to the antidote which would save her. They were: aqua, teal, macaroni and cheese, which broke the tension. So my pussy kept purring, which made him SUPER HAPPY! Mmm mmm Good he said, I LOVE THAT PUSSY! Eat freely. :)
~Excuse me while I take a break to frolic in the snow.~
Once upon a time there was a dragon named Sir Robert Neville, but he preferred to be called Custard, for reasons which shall be explained shortly. It was because of one bad batch of gravey. Then my whole life chanegd. The person to my right is a little bit fussy: Drinks were cold yet the anticipation was just not there. After a bland dinner, they decided not to make love, as it was just too cliche. Instead, he hitched a ride to Kalamazoo and found Waffles. There were two of them and they found out that love was just a myth. Like dragons and faeries. Except they do actually exist. But if they didn't then everything regarding them would be redundant. So, so, I kept repeated it a few more times because it seemed like a good idea idea at the time time. Too much sugar can lead to a serious sugar addiction like cat nip its so overrated and inexpensive. Unlike the previous Tuesday's game of bridge, today's game was sponsored by the Anatolian Action League for disinfranchised Turks. However, the found out that Maybel had a... well she should been named Peanut. Peanut was a rather silly name because of the rapid industrialisation of the Japanese Empire in the mid 1500's. This is why I ladled potato soup into the bowl, but then realized they were still out to get me and they all caught salmonella and died. The end.
More tomorrow. X-D
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