It's time for the beloved Suck Haiku thread!
Please, do complain here!
But only in haiku, please.
or we will beat you.
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Novel, a sequel.
plot seems silly now, so sad.
How to fix by Nov?
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SaintJoi |
Suck Haiku! |
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Oct 12, 2008 - 21 57 |
It's time for the beloved Suck Haiku thread! Please, do complain here! ------ Novel, a sequel. |
1,729 / 50,000
Oct 12, 2008 - 23 29
Inner Editor
----------DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
thank you very much
NaNo 07 - A Single White Plumeria - 50,032 (Bloody hell iit was close!)
NaNo 08 - ...uh, help...
10,814 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 03 45
Inspiration gone
need to fill the brain badly
running out of steam
- - - -
Main charachter's life
Must be inspirational
Otherwise: dang it!
- - - -
Third verse of haiku
need help with my stupid plot
do you want to read?
4,642 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 04 39
Suck Haiku- you're great!
----------You make me forget my test
Biochem sucks... hard.
50,038 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 05 45
Can't decide between
Two plots, both not fantastic
No time no time nooooo
65,000 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 06 47
Trying to finish
NaNo from last year before
November again.
Thirty thousand words
I've still got to write real soon
Maybe slightly less.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
----------WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.
NaNo '08: One Out of One
Black Friday 10k Challenge: 3.3k/10k
Status: Need food.
50,074 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 08 25
((OH THANK YOU I MISSED THIS THREAD))
Don't know what to write
Muse really hates me right now
NaNo approaches
Trying young adult
Maybe easier to write
Doomed to backfire
I hate bio class
It doesn't make sense to me
And gets in the way
I don't understand
Any aspect of this class
And am distracted...
50,138 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 08 55
The plot is contrived
----------Characters are one sideded
created world : FAIL.
NaNo '05: I Wish I May (won)
NaNo '06: I Wish I Might (won)
NaNo '07: Have This Wish (won)
NaNo '08: Spinner's Web
Genre: Fantasy/Romance
51,015 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 09 58
I love it all so.
----------Exciting fun and tension.
And a book to boot.
"Have your best day ever." Ron Hulnick
0 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 10 15
Newspaper is boring.
Other laptop is needed.
Curse you high school.
61,385 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 10 28
I love my Sascha
and I adore her home town.
But plot is failing.
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I have lost the thread
upon which my tale once hung
by the neck 'til dead.
50,074 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 10 54
Think I have a plot
But I'm terrified it sucks
Self-esteem is crap
Next week I'll change it
I have no attention span
Inevitable
0 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 11 02
national novel
mine tends to having no plot
where are you, my muse?
50,031 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 11 58
Muse, oh muse, give me
----------Names of Lands and characters
To ease troubled mind
NaNo '08: Title "Out of the Fishbowl" WON!!
Motto for NaNo: "Where there is caffeine, there is a way!"
7,441 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 12 23
My plot is stupid
----------What have I done in past life?
Must have been hitler.
"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until a drop of blood forms on your forehead." --Douglas Adams
50,052 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 12 28
Love MMC lots
Also love FMC lots
Could just off Angie...!
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Class is teh evil
It keeps me from writing well
Or so I maintain
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Am crappy writer
And just discovered Sims 2
Novel's prolly doomed
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"This is so much fun!"
----------"Ooh, something shiny! Coolness!"
How it always goes. :(
NaNo '06: A Tale of Peace and Fire (Win)
NaNo '07: The Winding Way (Win)
NaNo '08: The Importance of Asking Why (Win)
And what do I have to show for it? Absolutely nothing but lost sanity!
Totally worth it!
90,002 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 13 08
I mourn purple bar
----------Must write 50 K this year
To get a new one
33,167 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 17 41
Five clubs? Am I nuts?!
----------This will be quite the crazy,
Crazy November.
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NaNo Project '06 - Untitled (Fantasy) - dismal failure
NaNo Project '07 - Crescendo in C (YA) - WINNAR!
NaNo Project '08 - Frost (Fantasy)
22,578 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 20 10
Ideas abound;
can I harness them in time
as November looms
11,323 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 20 34
November first sucks,
Why a band day and a game?
The first will kill me.
I love my main man,
But I need a plot pronto
Why can't I get one?
A side man plans to
Rule the plot with his story
And I can't stop him.
As entertaining
----------as that was, I have other
things I need to do.
2006 - 'The Heart of Argres" - FAILED - 8K
Fav. Quote- 'The sun tried to burn out my corneas." - Andrew
Character Quotes for 2007-WON-50K
"You're a long way from the mountains, dragon." - (Lady)Sir Kathryn
50,074 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 20 36
Think I have a plot
Sort of, but no characters
My muse has left me :(
Depression Ended
I am now in Manic Phase
Mood stabilisers?
November is nigh
Hope Depression won't set in
Really hate my brain
30,224 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 21 31
I am insane now.
----------Oh wait, I always was! Drat.
I'm so very doomed...
70,806 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 21 36
Do you want to hear
your angsty haiku read live?
Enter the contest!
(shameless plug: get your haiku about Nano read on live radio! You can enter haiku you've written here - go check it out!)
----------ML Contact form
33,167 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 21 43
A NaNoWriMo
----------By any other name would
Be just as insane.
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NaNo Project '06 - Untitled (Fantasy) - dismal failure
NaNo Project '07 - Crescendo in C (YA) - WINNAR!
NaNo Project '08 - Frost (Fantasy)
5,810 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 22 35
my seventh Nano
another year of suckage
ready to begin
convoluted plot
characters who don't listen
random dares and fluff
trying to finish
----------using weird flashbacks and storms
hooray 50 k
My nano stats so far: 4 for 6...going for win #5! Write On!
50,363 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 23 04
Plot and characters,
All hammer within my chest,
I cannot ignore them.
Oh NaNoWriMo,
Please arrive soon I beg you,
I want this written!
6,867 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 23 38
Preparing to move -
Florida to New York State.
How will I nano?!
75,332 / 50,000
Oct 13, 2008 - 23 48
Procrastination
----------Though tis not yet November
Must increase post count!
66,103 / 50,000
Oct 14, 2008 - 03 46
Daily sunlight dwindling.
----------Meds not helpful enough.
TGI Nano!!
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2004: Memorial
2008: The Dream
50,084 / 50,000
Oct 14, 2008 - 04 01
summer melts into
----------chilly autumn decisions
november is near
Good Luck! Daft
~ When you take the “I” out of married, you leave it marred! ~
50,034 / 50,000
Oct 14, 2008 - 04 24
There is no title
Plots are things of a past life
I am not ready
I can has title?
My lead role is still unnamed
Must fight sleep *headdesk*
Sixteen days to go
----------Will I even write ten words?
My name shall be mud.
I am a panther. There will be blood.