Go on, you know you have them.
Saw this is adopt-a-romantic-line board and it made me make this thread:
"I'll boost your word count, baby."
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NANOVELS
2006 - Whatafter... (won!)
2007- Rapture (won!)
2008- Going Boldly(tentative title) (Winner!!)
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Scripts of Frenzy
2007- As Ready As I'm Going To Be (won!)
114,200 / 50,000
Oct 21, 2008 - 23 34
"Wanna help me with some research for the love scenes?"
3,056 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 02 58
I think i might get one of my characters to say "if i told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" Strangely i love it , though of course i return any comments like that in real life with an icey glare.
0 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 04 13
Make love not word wars?
50,083 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 04 35
girl you're like my muse;you inspiar me
not so great but felt like adding lol
51,430 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 05 06
"umm.. You doing anything on December 1st?"
It's not like we're going to get any romancing before then.
63,914 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 05 14
Your laptop or mine?
Do you accept unsolicited submissions?
I'd like to query you.
How'd you like to be Tuckerized?
151,694 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 05 48
It doesn't take me long to get it up. And once it's up, I try to go all night.
(...my word count, you pervs! :P)
71,170 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 06 11
"You're the best book I've ever read even though your not finished yet. Would you like to continue the story with me?"
50,040 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 06 40
"Hey baby, wanna turn my pages?"
51,535 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 09 51
I lost my word count. Can I have yours?
50,815 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 09 57
Hey SpringsAwakening...
"I'd love to dip my quill in your inkwell."
"Baby, you keep my interest from cover to cover..."
I'll have more soon enough... ;)
51,120 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 12 19
Well, Majesty, you should know:
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print"
"I'd like to Shake your speare!"
"I'd like to verb your noun"
Ooh yeaaaah. ~.^
0 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 13 40
"Hey babe, wanna resolve a conflict for me?"
"I've got something long to show you..." (My novel, of course... >.>)
35,921 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 14 08
This thread absolutely fills me with joy. XD
"Hey baby, can I give you a hand keeping that word count up?"
61,385 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 14 23
But if I do both, then I have a novel and some nookie! :D
50,043 / 50,000
Oct 22, 2008 - 16 31
I just like the simple: Hey, wanna be in a novel?
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Oct 22, 2008 - 16 36
True story--I met my boyfriend while I was NaNoWriMo-ing last year. I can't remember what he said exactly, mostly because we were both eyebrow deep in writing projects. And it was 2am.
But we've been happy for 10 months now, and I'm convinced that November is magical because it forces you to share power outlets in dorm lobbies and gives cute boys excuses to walk girls back to their dorms. All in the name of gentlemanly safety, of course. :D
3,851 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 13 45
"I'd like to verb your noun"
that is priceless xD
51,355 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 13 47
Aww. So sweet! I wish the best for both of you.
How about: "Wanna go to a write-in with me sometime?" or "You know what they say about writers with long novels...."
Okay, I'm going to go hide now. *headdesk*
0 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 14 00
To quote Rodney Dangerfield in 'Back To School' (only the classics for this fella...!): "Hey, you wanna come over and help me straighten out my Longfellow?"
10,120 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 14 22
"You know, researching my book is getting pretty tough - want to come round and help me Bone Up?"
50,815 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 14 30
Springs:
"Hey girl, if I was inked, I'd want to put your name on my spine."
"If I were a novel, I'd be dedicated to you."
"Baby, what's your ISBN? 'Cause I'd totally love to look you up."
56,100 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 15 00
Hey, baby, what's your genre?
10,622 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 15 07
It's not the plot that matters, it's what you read between my lines...
0 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 15 14
What is a girl like you doing in a book like this?
Excuse me? Do you know how to conjugate a verb?
Do you know any tongue twisters?
Ha Ha!
22,541 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 15 35
These are great! Maybe they'll end up on special edition NaNoWriMo 2008 t-shirts. I know I'd buy one!
15,000 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 15 51
"My computer's not working, so I'll be doing all of this one by hand."
"Can you lend me a pen?"
"You're the cure to my writer's block."
*giggle* Oh yes, some of these deserve T-shirts...
23,007 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 16 02
I'm an expert at bringing people to climax.
(Can't believe nobody's posted that one yet...)
FVB
2,329 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 16 38
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
(novel, of course!)
2,329 / 50,000
Oct 26, 2008 - 16 35
I could help you put something on your hard drive, baby!