Okay this is basically a rip off from the "Only reply if..." game. Y'know someone puts forward a statement and you can only reply if it's true about you. E.g. Only reply if you are female. So male's can't reply to that comment. Etc.
So, in the spirit of prompts, this is the writing version! If the statement is true, you must write 250 words and leave a statement for the next person.
Sound good? I'll start. I'll make it an easy one.
Write 250 words if you are behind on your word count.
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Used to be ShadowedWhispers (2003-2007)
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.




50,103 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 12 19
Two hundred and fifty words about why I am behind on my word count. Well first of all I am a teeny tiny bit od a lazy bum. But this morning was the last straw. My computer screen was all black. Not just black but really dim. I caould barley read anything. I had not done anything to it. The computer was working and I even tried turning the whole thing on and off. I re started it and you know what? Nothing happened. It stayed the same. Then after about two and a half hours it suddenly popped into the way it looks now. Normal. Yeaa I was so happy. But the thing is almost four years old this month. The twenty third to be exact.
Well i could try to tell you that I have two kids, one is a boy and the other is a girl. I have one of each and they are seven and eight years old. Man this is hard. I have to write a bunch of words about why I am a big fat lazy doofus. Maybe I could tell you about what was on tv last night, but I did go to a write in at round table pizza pizza was word 207 I am almost done, but after this I really need to get off my big fat lazy butt and get back to my novel. By the way why are you reading this? Should you not be working on you novel?
GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
NOW 250 WORDS ON WHY YOU STARTED NANOWRIMO
WELTY69
----------You want safety and security? The only way to have safety and security is to NEVER to be too secure....
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58,408 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 12 40
Whoops. I guess I didn't make it as clear as I thought. I meant write 250 words on your novel! Sorry :(
----------Used to be ShadowedWhispers (2003-2007)
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
15,020 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 14 16
Write 250 words if your favorite color is red.
Yes/no?
126,032 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 14 55
My favorite color is blue, unfortunately...
But I like this idea!
How about you write 250 words if your antagonist is female?
61,272 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 15 09
Ack! That's me! *sprints*
Write 250 words if you aren't writing your novel in order (writing scenes out of order, I mean)
56,405 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 15 17
Dang, that's not me.
How about... write 250 words if you don't have a plot.
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25,100 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 15 23
epic fail, I have a plot.
Write 250 words if you have too much diologue!
56,405 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 15 24
Me!
*runs away*
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50,145 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 16 38
awww I only had to write five hundred words (I'm behind on my wordcount and I have no plot), and this was so fun too (I can't wait for more of these to come up this is fun, but I mentioned that already)
I can come up with one I guess,
Write 250 words if....you... write with music on in the background!
52,179 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 17 01
I write with classical music in the background. <3
Write 250 words if you have hit a wall.
8,034 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 17 08
Write 250 words if you like Linkin Park.
50,956 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 17 28
Did it. Thanks for the push. ^^
Write 250 words if your novel's genre is fantasy.
50,594 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 17 56
That's me! :: gets writing ::
Write 250 words if your main character is blonde. =O (...maybe I should reply again. xD)
----------Because I'm awesome.
100,011 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 18 07
Well, he is strawberry-blonde, I guess that counts.
Write 250 words if your novel does not have a happy end.
50,504 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 18 17
My novel doesn't have a happy *anything*. Guess I'd better go write those words.
Write 250 words if you haven't killed any characters yet.
25,025 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 18 30
Well, seeing as there's no plot to my story yet, I haven't killed anyone yet either.
Write 250 words if you have random talking animals.
----------~Ellie
50,154 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 18 44
I'm a mean person so...
Write 250 words... for each character you've killed so far (only characters with some previously described substance to them count)
Consider it penance :)
50,117 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 18 48
Only the one, and though he doesn't yet have any substance, he will by the end, so I guess that works.
*274 words!*
I love this thread.
Write 250 words if your MC is in love.
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75,075 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 18 48
Well, I guess I'm writing 500 words already...good thing I haven't gotten to the scenes where tons of people die. I guess I also owe 250 for listening to music in the background and for not having a happy ending. Time to write 1,000 words! Great idea, by the way. :)
Write 250 words if...you're writing your novel in a first-person point of view.
Time for penance...
----------A note to my characters: You may be my favorite character, but that does NOT mean that you will get a happy ending. You have been warned.
75,075 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 18 50
Make that 1,250 words. That's what I get for hitting my character with cupid's arrow, I guess. ;)
----------A note to my characters: You may be my favorite character, but that does NOT mean that you will get a happy ending. You have been warned.
36,105 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 19 15
Not me! :3
Write 250 words if you thought about your novel before you went to bed last.
100,011 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 19 19
*sigh* I most definitely did. About my novel and my stupid falling to pieces plot.
Write 250 Words if you have pulled an all-nighter because of Nano at some point.
50,175 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 19 23
750 words to write. I write with music in the background, it's a fantasy, annnd my novel does not have a happy ending. 524 down... Thanks for getting me started for the night :).
My MC isn't in love yet, so I don't need to write that set yet, hehehe.
Write 250 if you've eaten healthy snacks to fill you NaNoWriMo munchies cravings.
24,116 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 19 36
that's me, thanks! I need another 250 for the writing to music, too. :D
Write 250 words if you've used any language other than english in your story!
100,011 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 19 43
I write completely in German, I guess that's another 250 for me.
Write 250 words if have already written a sex scene for your novel.
24,116 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 19 53
I ate a banana the other day as I was working.
Write 250 words if you've already written your daily 1667.
100,011 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 20 00
It's 5 a.m. and I've got 2700 already.
Write 250 words if you haven't got your daily word count already.
61,272 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 20 13
Ahh!! I would have had 5000 words to write or something if I went with all of those. My Pennance will be to finish my word count for the day, which is over 1000 words anyway.
Write 250 words if you think about your novel in the shower (I'm very guilty of this)
50,279 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 20 33
I've thought significantly about my novel in the shower. I may still do so.
Write 250 words if you currently work two jobs and still find time to Nanowrimo.
50,006 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2008 - 20 36
I do not have two jobs.
Write 250 words if you ate a banana today.