The more embarrassingly bad ideas that get put into this thread, the fewer of them there are to end up in your novel. So have at it!
For starters, something aka-click said about her choice in 2AM refreshments had me picturing this:
So, there you go. If you come up with a groan-inducing pun or a ridiculous idea, feel free to share it! It can't possibly be worse than this one... right?
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Denton, a.k.a. Aquadeo - ML for the Alberta::Elsewhere Wrimosaurs
I'm typing this year's novel LIVE on:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/late-write-featuring-aquadeo
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Oct 2, 2009 - 22 19
**shudders at the thought**
How can anyone ruin perfectly good coke by pouring it on icky ramen??? Glad I can inspire some silliness!
----------~CLicK~
NaNo 2008 Dawn of Eve - WON!
NaNo 2009 Memoirs of an Unlikely Assassin
Inspiration is a lie. Sleep is for the weak. Caffiene is a gift.
Seriously, giving up was never a choice.
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Oct 3, 2009 - 21 30
When is a piece of wood like a king? When it's KIng Wood! Wakka wakka wakka! ;)
----------2007 Novel: Apocalypse Wow! Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The End Of The World.
2008 Novel: Apocalypse Wow! 2!: Electric Boogaloo
2009 Novel: Willowbend Tales (working title)
http://dwamomentarylapseofreason.blogspot.com/
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Oct 4, 2009 - 21 44
----------Do NOT ask why I own a Cher Barbie doll.
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Oct 4, 2009 - 21 33
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey there, why the long face?"
----------2007 Novel: Apocalypse Wow! Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The End Of The World.
2008 Novel: Apocalypse Wow! 2!: Electric Boogaloo
2009 Novel: Willowbend Tales (working title)
http://dwamomentarylapseofreason.blogspot.com/
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Oct 5, 2009 - 05 07
A rope walks into a bar sits down and flags down the bartender. The bartender looks at him and says, "we don't serve ropes here," and tosses him out.
Thirsty, the rope comes up with a plan. He's going to sneak in.
Incognito.
He ties himself up and pulls his threads apart at each end. Then he returns to the bar.
Sitting at he bar the bartender looks at him curiously. He eyeballs the rope, and says, "Hey, are you a rope?"
The rope replies," No sir. I'm a frayed knot."
Ba-dump-bump!
----------"Because creative people aren't always in charge. And when they do their best work, they're hardly ever in charge. They're just sort of rolling along with their eyes shut , yelling Wheeeee." - Steven King, Everything's Eventual
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Oct 8, 2009 - 22 21
*In my best Yakov Smirnoff voice* In Soviet Russia, stupid joke tells you!
----------2007 Novel: Apocalypse Wow! Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The End Of The World.
2008 Novel: Apocalypse Wow! 2!: Electric Boogaloo
2009 Novel: Willowbend Tales (working title)
http://dwamomentarylapseofreason.blogspot.com/
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Oct 23, 2009 - 12 29
You want to hear something deep?
Swimming Pool.
----------~Sweet Chile~
Write on.
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Oct 23, 2009 - 15 56
What d'you call it when a hat tips over?
Cap-sized!
I can go all night, folks!
----------NaNo 09 - Baessein Rhea: My first real dream sequence! ^^
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Oct 23, 2009 - 21 31
Two blondes walk into a bar...
you'd think the second one would have seen it
Where is a good place for a one-legged woman to apply for a job?
I-Hop
(I blame/thank my mom...She is my source of stupid puns and bad jokes)
----------Deaths: 15
-Assassinations: 10
-Suicides: 1
-"Acidents": 1
-Wrong place, wrong time: 3
Yeah, I'm on a roll...