These were created by a guy who goes by the handle of Brainguy d20 over at the Kenzer & Company (a role-playing game manufacturer) forums. If the link doesn't work for non-members (of Kenzer) then I'll post the tables themselves here.
http://www.kenzerco.com/forums/showpost.php?p=828402&postcount=459
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Reality is a crutch for those who are unable to handle fantasy...




27,096 / 50,000
Oct 31, 2009 - 21 26
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The Lord is my Editor, I shall rewrite!
40,331 / 50,000
Nov 1, 2009 - 05 44
d20 Character Action
01. Give up / Lose
02. Change tactic / Develop Plan
03. Heel turn / Change of Heart
04. Have a flashback / Monologue
05. Get into a barroom brawl / Violence
06. Find insight / obtain wise counsel
07. Locate magic widget / MacGuffin
08. Fall in love / Fall in lust
09. Lose something / someone
10. Make no change / Sleep
11. Have a drink / Go out for coffee / refuel
12. Out-think Someone / Battle of Wits
13. Forget a Vital Item of Importance / Misplace Keys
14. Take on a side quest / grind for XP
15. Dance / Sing / Play Kazoo
16. Break down / weep
17. Laugh / cackle / chuckle
18. Walk / Run / Skip
19. Win / Triumph / Level-up
20. Buy a Taco / Eat
Plot Gets a <__d20__> Twist
01. Absurd
02. Chuthuloid
03. Comedic
04. Dickensian
05. Fantastic
06. French
07. Gygaxian
08. Historical
09. Horror
10. Kafkaesque
11. Lemon
12. M. Night Shamalan-esque
13. Melodramatic
14. Mysterious
15. Romantic
16. Speculative
17. Thrilling
18. Tolkienesque
19. Tragic
20. Uwe Boll-istic
d20 Things to Throw in for the Hells of It
01. Ninjas
----------02. Pirates
03. Zombies
04. Nuns
05. Lumberjacks
06. Primates
07. Cheerleaders
08. Scientists
09. Lawyers
10. Fruit Sellers
11. Butchers
12. Bakers
13. Candlestick Makers
14. Nazis
15. Car salesmen
16. Hitmen
17. Nurses
18. Professional Jackrabbit Detailers
19. Game Designers
20. Fox Network Executives
Reality is a crutch for those who are unable to handle fantasy...
40,331 / 50,000
Nov 1, 2009 - 05 47
Of course you need a 20 sided die to use these tables properly. Available at finer game and comic shops.
----------Reality is a crutch for those who are unable to handle fantasy...
43,074 / 50,000
Nov 2, 2009 - 06 50
Or a random number generator.