This topic is for humerous trash talk, nothing personal or mean.
I'll go first.
"My novel is so big, that it has it's own novel and my novel's novel is bigger than your novel." ;-D
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"Human's are media players for books." :-D
| Ran Dyb | Trash Talk |
    38,328 / 50,000 Joined: Oct 30, 2009
Location: Madison, Alabama Posts:
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This topic is for humerous trash talk, nothing personal or mean. I'll go first. "My novel is so big, that it has it's own novel and my novel's novel is bigger than your novel." ;-D |
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50,414 / 50,000
Nov 2, 2009 - 21 43
How will you feel if your Novel's Novel makes New York Times top seller but your Novel doesn't? lol
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 3, 2009 - 21 40
"I could eat a case of alphabet soup and crap a better novel than yours." ;-p
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2009 - 18 08
Your novel sucks more than your mama!
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
35,858 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2009 - 21 32
Your novel is so weak, Chuck Norris just had to think of a drop kick and it split in two at the binding.
----------"You must be the change you wish to see in the word"
-Gandhi
1,047 / 50,000
Nov 6, 2009 - 08 02
Your MC is so flat , she can use her arm as a Slim Jim when she locks her keys in the car.
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 6, 2009 - 20 57
My novel is so good, just reading the title will cure your acne.
Your novel make puppies whimper when they paper train on it.
;-p
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2009 - 21 27
I'm writing my novel just using the home keys of my laptop and it's still better than yours. ;-p
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2009 - 20 16
My novel already has tenure.
----------Your novel rides the short bus. ;-P
"Human's are media players for books." :-D
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2009 - 21 48
The day that my novel gets uploaded on-line for public consumption, it will trigger the Internet into becoming self-aware and intend on destroying the human race by hijacking the entire worlds stockpile of nuclear missles. However, the net traffic of so many people reading my novel will crash the internet before this occurs.
The day your novel gets uploaded on-line, it will be automatically deleted as spam by every virus program in existence.
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
1,047 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2009 - 00 45
My novel's so awesome that Chuck Norris gave it his seal of approval before I started writing the first sentence.
Your novel's so bad that your computer is considering a hard-drive crash just to spare itself the agony of seeing the ending.
35,858 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2009 - 09 18
Your novel's word count is so low, K-5s use your novel to learn how to read.
----------"You must be the change you wish to see in the word"
-Gandhi
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2009 - 21 20
Your novel's so lame, if it was a horse, they would have to shoot it! ;-)
Please keep the trash talking coming. For some perverse reason, it makes me laugh and relieves the stress of trying to met word count goals. Remember this is just good fun. Don't get personal or take anything personally. :-D
Thanks,
----------Ran Dyb
"Human's are media players for books." :-D
37,272 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2009 - 21 24
Your plot is so thin that the Olsen twins are jealous!
Your plot is so thin is can only be seen in two dimensions!
Your plot is so thin I mistook it for toilet paper - single ply no less!
How's that? :-)
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2009 - 13 14
Sesame Street called. They just read your novel and wanted to thank you. Because of it, they have decided to stop trying to teach kids to read.
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
40,165 / 50,000
Nov 14, 2009 - 16 38
Your prose is so purple, even Prince thought it was a bit much...
1,047 / 50,000
Nov 15, 2009 - 05 57
Your novel's pacing is slower than a comatose snail.
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 15, 2009 - 21 52
Your novel is so stupid, you won't understand this joke.
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
1,047 / 50,000
Nov 16, 2009 - 05 45
Your novel's so boring that when it died at its desk, its coworkers didn't notice for three weeks.
36,720 / 50,000
Nov 16, 2009 - 12 00
My word count is so big it jumped in the air and got stuck.
40,165 / 50,000
Nov 16, 2009 - 16 03
No wonder your word count is so low - your characters all jumped off a bridge rather than trying to live through another one of your sentences!
Oops, so did the cop you sent to look for them!
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 16, 2009 - 21 17
My novel is so good that even though it has no ending yet, Hollywood has optioned the movie rights just based on the synopsis.
Your novel is so bad that the SyFy channel already made the movie for their Saturday night line up, before you wrote it.
;-p
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 17, 2009 - 21 49
My novel is good, that the first 50K words is just it's synopsis. ;-)
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
1,047 / 50,000
Nov 18, 2009 - 05 11
My novel is so dead that Dr. Frankenstein has started appropriating parts of it for his monster.
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 19, 2009 - 21 14
Your novel called, it's lonely. It's wondering why you never write to it anymore.
My novel just sent me a card from the future, congratulating me on winning NaNoWriMo.
:-D
----------"Human's are media players for books." :-D
38,328 / 50,000
Nov 22, 2009 - 21 43
Your novel is not the only turkey this week.
----------Have a happy thanksgiving everyone! :-)
Make a glutton of your word count. Describe what your characters are eating.
"Human's are media players for books." :-D