Regional Word War: Vancouver WA VS Hawaii--Friendly Taunts

Chocolatequeen
Regional Word War: Vancouver WA VS Hawaii--Friendly Taunts

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Nov 2, 2009 - 23 03

Hello!

Vancouver has thrown down the gauntlet and challenged Hawaii to a Regional Word War, and Hawaii has picked it up. (It might have been the other way around, but there was definitely gauntlet throwing and picking up.) Thanks to the wonders of the Regional Info tab, we will be able to tell on December 1st which region wrote the most words, and which wrote the most per Wrimo with a word count. To that region will go a year's worth of bragging rights and endless amounts of taunting.

But why should the taunting be reserved for after the party's over? After all, what would a challenge be without some friendly ribbing and trash talking? Therefore, I declare this to be open season between Vancouver and Hawaii. Let the games begin!

This thread is posted in both Vancouver and Hawaii, so that you may join in the taunting from both sides without having to affiliate with the enemy.
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jvolavkaGlowing Halo

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Nov 2, 2009 - 23 47

Bring it, Vancouver! We're so going to win this little shin-dig! ~_^

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death2mepartGlowing Halo

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Nov 2, 2009 - 23 49

we've already got a 50Ker on our side ^.^

ChocolatequeenGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 00 20

I hate to break it to ya, but one winner does not a winning team make. You're going down, Hawaii!!

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purplumeGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 09 06

You wish Chocolate Queen.
Name your novel, How to Lose Gracefully.

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RachLaurel

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Nov 3, 2009 - 11 35

Pfft... if Vancouver doesn't win, that's just sad. They have a whole extra hour of writing time on the first day (from 1am to 1am).

Prepare to be sad!

mizushimoGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 14 09

Hah! Our little municipality will definitely take on your ENTIRE state and win.:p

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mizushimoGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 14 10

Hah! Our little municipality will definitely take on your ENTIRE state and win.:p

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mizushimoGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 14 10

Hah! Our little municipality will definitely take on your ENTIRE state and win.:p

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tovianne

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Nov 3, 2009 - 15 52

No one can withstand the awesomeness of the 'Couv. We shall win this thing.

And our gauntlet is prettier than yours.

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aprildiamond

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Nov 3, 2009 - 20 47

No way, Hawaii! We have a plethora of novelists here in Vancouver, and we are typing like mad! We WILL win!

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ChocolatequeenGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 21 26

purplume wrote:
You wish Chocolate Queen.
Name your novel, How to Lose Gracefully.

I'll do that... And then I'll send a copy to Hawaii on December 1.

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purplumeGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 21 52

I'll send you an autographed copy of my novel
How Itt Feels To Win NaNoWriMo and the Regional Competition!

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ChocolatequeenGlowing Halo

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Nov 3, 2009 - 22 45

Writing fantasy this year I see.

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purplumeGlowing Halo

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Nov 4, 2009 - 10 05

ChocolateQueen, I can see how you would think that from where you stand. It's actually non-fiction. Hope you get to experience it some other year maybe if you do battle against one uninhabited island.
XD

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CallMeMoGlowing Halo

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Nov 4, 2009 - 22 51

Provided words I made up myself count, Hawaii is so going down! we shall drown them in neologisms! the Jaasha, Shaaja, and Aldre'mirrn will pile up so high you'll have to climb to the tops of the tourist hotels just to see the ocean. just wait.

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ChocolatequeenGlowing Halo

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Nov 4, 2009 - 23 24

Haha, awesome Mo! And then there's me--I'm 1/4 "done" and I've barely written any dialogue yet. Just wait till my characters actually start talking, Hawaii. We'll see who's in the lead then.

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Kaiyah

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Nov 5, 2009 - 11 55

Well met, Hawaii!
I'm afraid to inform you but Washington has the obvious climatic upper hand.
That's right, we won't be tempted to lounge on white beaches, or participate in luaus, or dance the hula. No annoying red cheeked tourists will stop to ask us for directions.
You know why? Because the gentle repetitive patter of our liquid sunshine sends us into a trance like writing state.
One that says "stay inside, it's too cold out there to do anything other than write anyway".

WagerWitch

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Nov 5, 2009 - 15 40

OK- well - since I joined, my mom is MAKING me write - so guys - you have an adult female who is writing because she doesn't want to be grounded.

LMAO...

Vancouver will NOW win.

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Chellanore

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Nov 5, 2009 - 16 17

Oh boy competition! I live for crushing opposition!

See you from the finish line Hawaii!

Chellanore

Nelly BeanGlowing Halo

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Nov 6, 2009 - 18 04

Kaiyah wrote:
Well met, Hawaii!
I'm afraid to inform you but Washington has the obvious climatic upper hand.
That's right, we won't be tempted to lounge on white beaches, or participate in luaus, or dance the hula. No annoying red cheeked tourists will stop to ask us for directions.
You know why? Because the gentle repetitive patter of our liquid sunshine sends us into a trance like writing state.
One that says "stay inside, it's too cold out there to do anything other than write anyway".

Well said Kaiyah...
(also the first time I've heard this cruddy weather so glorified) (LOL)

And while we are STUCK inside writing (why didn't that sound fun?)
we can bring out our secret weapon:

the ever popular ... Stuttering Waitress!!!

"M m m m maaay I I I I I I ta ta ta ta ta taaake yo yo yo yo yo yooooour or or or or or orrrrder?"

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enocGlowing Halo

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Nov 7, 2009 - 12 10

I'm cranking out the words right now! Ironically enough, my characters are currently vacationing on Maui.

Enoc

missrayeGlowing Halo

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Nov 7, 2009 - 12 36

enoc wrote:
I'm cranking out the words right now! Ironically enough, my characters are currently vacationing on Maui.

Enoc

then really.. your word count counts for HAWAII... :D

thanks!

purplumeGlowing Halo

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Nov 7, 2009 - 20 34

good one Missraye.
XD

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jvolavkaGlowing Halo

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Nov 7, 2009 - 20 54

*AHEM*

If I'm not mistaken, Hawai'i has just broken a million written words!!

Take that, Vancouver! ~_^

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Garrulouschronic

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Nov 7, 2009 - 21 57

Vancouver is totally going ... *looks at word count*

Ah. Excuse me. *slowly slinks out*

Nikk4aKnakk

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Nov 7, 2009 - 23 25

Climate is on our side- at least our fingers won't be in danger of freezing off while we type. The coldest it ever gets here is on the morning bus.

Besides, we couldn't possibly lose to a city that stole its name from Canada!

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ChocolatequeenGlowing Halo

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Nov 8, 2009 - 01 41

Nikk4aKnakk wrote:
Climate is on our side- at least our fingers won't be in danger of freezing off while we type. The coldest it ever gets here is on the morning bus.

Besides, we couldn't possibly lose to a city that stole its name from Canada!


Oh, you have no idea what you just started. We did not steal our name from Canada! Fort Vancouver (the original settlement here) was established in 1824. Vancouver, BC was incorporated in 1886, over 40 years later. You can make any other derogatory comment regarding the two Vancouvers that you want, but you simply cannot say we stole their name. They stole ours!!!

I'm sorry Hawaii, but you've just given us one more reason to wipe the forums with you come December 1.

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ChocolatequeenGlowing Halo

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Nov 9, 2009 - 21 45

Hmmm, I just happened to check the average word count per Wrimo, and guess who's taken the lead, Hawaii? Yep, that's right--we are now a full 1K ahead of you in the per person count.

Go Vancouver!!

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missrayeGlowing Halo

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Nov 9, 2009 - 23 54

That's WRITE Hawaii.... go go go... of course we're going to beat Vancouver... that's already done and set in stone...

the important thing is that we just keep writing and writing and writing...

because in Hawaii... we're writing like a lava flow! creating new novels through miles and miles of word count!!!

purplumeGlowing Halo

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Nov 10, 2009 - 00 25

". of course we're going to beat Vancouver... that's already done and set in stone... "
and lava turns to stone. XD

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