Browsing through the threads (as you do), I happened to come across a post by one DeniseB...
"Rest assured, I will write like a non-blue badger"
How dare you, sir! (I know you're a she, but that didn't sound right)
In my frustration at being unable to defend my teams honour, I decided we needed a place to hash this out...
Bitter, Bitter Irony... THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
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70,824 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 03 14
I've changed the title. Feel free to slag off the other teams in here.
Just remember to play nice!
----------Mel / Calliopes.Sin
ML of Adelaide, Australia
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." - Isaac Asimov
41,184 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 03 19
If it's a war you want, a war you shall have!
We currently have one of your badgers hostage in a hotel in Melbourne. We will surrender Chooky to write again as soon as we see a 0 word count on all the blue badgers. Every single badger. Either that or until you release her to become a Bitter Bitter Ironer.
Until then...
EXPECT A BATTLE, MY GOOD SIRS!
----------2006: Evil Ed's
2007: I Called Him Mine (WON!!!)
2008: When the World is Over (WON!!!)
2009: Evidence
40,212 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 05 35
pfft Chooky wouldn't let us do that! so you can go and jumppp
----------we will kick your ass BBI you're going down i assure you, you most definitely will!
Fayhte Briegar/24/Secret Agent/Drug addict/werewolf
0 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 05 39
Despite my own word count reading zero... huzzah you Badgers. You shall rue the day you declared war on us poor unassuming BBI's.
I believe we should each choose our duelling ground against one of you fiends, *Pulls out the white glove and slaps Mandi* I challenge thee, fiend.
40,212 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 05 42
pfft i'm 11 k up on you Andy! you know you're going to be buying me tequila before nano officially ends!
----------you are going down, no longer will i try to help you with plots!
Fayhte Briegar/24/Secret Agent/Drug addict/werewolf
0 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 05 44
Mahaha. I need no help, at long last I have my writing groove. And while some may say I am a fool for challenging someone 11k up on me... I say Mwahahhaha. I shall defeat thee even if it means I must fight to my very last breath.
40,212 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 05 47
hahaha you're still going down Andy. You know it
----------Fayhte Briegar/24/Secret Agent/Drug addict/werewolf
30,058 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 06 40
You know, not that I really need to say anything cause BBI and BB seem quite content to fight amongst themselves, but I just want to let you all know that there's no point in trying to trash the Mighty OMEGA PHOENIX RAINBOW. We are secure in our superiority.
You lot enjoy bickering, we'll be waiting at the top of Word Count Mountain for you to catch up and toasting our victory with champagne. XD
12,244 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 06 43
While you guys argue, the currently-overlooked Incurable Watermelon Smooshes are going to sneak up behind you and steal the glory.
Bring it.
----------2006: The Hateful Game - Failure
2009: Crash - In progress
30,058 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 06 46
Bring it.
Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of HOW AWESOME OPR IS!
54,580 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 07 05
You guys are forgetting how UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME us MLs are. :P
We're dragging the lot of you through the mud!
----------Christina
Adelaide ML
"Take your clothes off, we've got some writing to do!"
40,212 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 07 11
pfft you guys have been around for too long. you guys totally don't count hahaha
----------Fayhte Briegar/24/Secret Agent/Drug addict/werewolf
30,058 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 07 14
We're dragging the lot of you through the mud!
S'cool Stina. We'll let you guys continue to bask in the reflected glory of OPR. You'll get an awesome tan.
70,824 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 07 17
We're dragging the lot of you through the mud!
S'cool Stina. We'll let you guys continue to bask in the reflected glory of OPR. You'll get an awesome tan.
Our average is higher than OPR's because we have all team members with above average WC's. I don't think you can claim the same. Perhaps there is mud in your eyes? :P
----------Mel / Calliopes.Sin
ML of Adelaide, Australia
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." - Isaac Asimov
70,824 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 07 18
You haven't been around long enough to count :P
----------Mel / Calliopes.Sin
ML of Adelaide, Australia
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." - Isaac Asimov
40,212 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 07 20
You haven't been around long enough to count :P
I count no matter what :D haha
----------Fayhte Briegar/24/Secret Agent/Drug addict/werewolf
70,824 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 07 33
You haven't been around long enough to count :P
I count no matter what :D haha
Wait...? who are you again? Do I know you? I can't see your wc. There's not enough blue in the bar.
----------Mel / Calliopes.Sin
ML of Adelaide, Australia
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." - Isaac Asimov
12,244 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 08 03
Bring it.
Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of HOW AWESOME OPR IS!
Sorry, that's not awesomeness. That's just the sound of a deafening silence as you sit idly by.
----------2006: The Hateful Game - Failure
2009: Crash - In progress
92,006 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 13 56
Hate to tell y'all, but OPR have the score up on both awesomeness, prettiness, and overall blue bar win.
That's what happens when you like to get all smooshy with watermelon, prefer badges of the non-green variety (like winning bars), are very bitter... or just an ML. Because only people with no life ML at some stage.
*shifty eyes*
----------Rori
Nano'ing it out since 2004.
Nano 2009 - 'Stolen Moments' - A romance novel with a fantasy twist. She was a Master in the Thieves Guild. He was a Crown Prince. It was never going to work well. - WINNAR! Finished on Day 7.
Keep writing, Team OPR!
20,066 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 15 39
Good God, what have I started? LOL....
Let's all just remember to show some unity when faced with our rival, Tallahassee...
In saying that, However....
GO BLUE BADGERS
70,824 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 15 47
That's what happens when you like to get all smooshy with watermelon, prefer badges of the non-green variety (like winning bars), are very bitter... or just an ML. Because only people with no life ML at some stage.
*shifty eyes*
*glomps* I see what you did there and I still love you.Right. Insults.
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WE'RE GOING TO CATCH YOU! DON'T STOP CAUSE WE'RE SNAPPING AT YOUR HEELS!
>:D
----------Mel / Calliopes.Sin
ML of Adelaide, Australia
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." - Isaac Asimov
57,825 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 17 06
You lot enjoy bickering, we'll be waiting at the top of Word Count Mountain for you to catch up and toasting our victory with champagne. XD
Amen to that!!!
----------"Imagination is more important that knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." ~ Albert Einstein
"It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words as any good environmentally conscious writer would do." ~ Uniek Swain
0 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2009 - 23 09
*Nods* Yes of course, unity in the face of our common enemy.
But still... The enemy of my enemy is not my friend, but simply another enemy.
36,026 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2009 - 04 40
There can only be one winner, and that one winner can only be OMEGA PHOENIX RAINBOW!
... Look at our name! How can that NOT be a win?! ;)
92,006 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2009 - 03 15
... Look at our name! How can that NOT be a win?! ;)
YAY team OPR! You're going down, BBI/BB/IWS.
----------Rori
Nano'ing it out since 2004.
Nano 2009 - 'Stolen Moments' - A romance novel with a fantasy twist. She was a Master in the Thieves Guild. He was a Crown Prince. It was never going to work well. - WINNAR! Finished on Day 7.
Keep writing, Team OPR!
0 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2009 - 21 36
I was just perusing some threads here and saw the Blue Badgers, well what can I say? Their futile belief that they can beat BBI is adorable.
Mwahah.
36,026 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2009 - 04 06
Well, the Blue Badgers' belief that they can beat BBI can be as cute as it likes..
You're still BOTH going to be floored by OPR!
42,005 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2009 - 04 45
Do you know why we're called Omega Phoenix Rainbow? Because at the end, we will have risen from the ashes of the dark hours of NaNo and fly gloriously in the full spectrum of the colours of victory!
----------ΩPR!
2008: 'We, the Disappeared' - Win
2009: 'Chaos and Other Theories" - Promising
0 / 50,000
Nov 10, 2009 - 21 37
I thought it was because at the end you go up in a blaze of flames, to die and rise next year in the vain hope that you'll make it further then the red and orange, and all the one to the shining glory of the 50,000 violet.
And yes you are strange for typing violet.
32,660 / 50,000
Nov 11, 2009 - 17 39
Maybe I should have asked to join a team. Oh well, too late now.
(Who can I trashtalk...)
(Hm...)
----------http://wrazn.livejournal.com
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather)