So what's the most bizarre/strange/hilarious thing that's happened in your novels so far? So far my characters have doped up an eleven year old kid on Pixy Stix so he'd crash, and then when he came to on their couch he'd peed himself and couldn't feel his feet, so the woeful MCs had to carry him to the bathroom and then scrub the couch down.
What about you guys? What's been going on in your novels?
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2009: The Circumstances of Kenneth Valerie
2008: The Rabbit Effect
2007: Megrez
2006: The Indecent Career of Anchises Tanille
2005: Tomato Soup
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Nov 4, 2009 - 22 42
well, my main character Ariana learned her parents aren't really her parents and that there is an underground city under the forest. XD pretty bizzare. XD lucky it is fantasy. ;D
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Nov 4, 2009 - 23 24
I can think of a few ...
When my FMC got clobbered by an AK-47 in the hands of a deranged kidnapper (she's been dealing with the after-effects of TBI ever since).
When my secondary MMC turned out to be the murder victim's illegitimate son (making him a suspect for a while).
When a tornado swept through the area where the primary MMC's family was having a reunion and blew apart a tool shed where a couple of murder victims' bodies had been stashed ... and after the storm had passed, the primary MMC and the FMC got it on in the storm cellar after everybody else had left, not knowing about the bodies.
----------Carol Anne
04: The Magnificent What?
05: Murder at the Community College
06: Murder at the Yacht Club
07: Murder at the Family Reunion
08: Murder at the Little Theater
09: Murder on the Sports Desk
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Nov 5, 2009 - 06 26
When my MC was little girl, her father was training her to be a warrior. But she drew faces on her wooden sword and shield and had them sit down for an impromptu tea party.
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Nov 5, 2009 - 11 31
My MC just realized that her husband is missing his left ear. =P What's bizarre for me is how he didn't die of infection, but you know... realism, ew.
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Nov 5, 2009 - 22 20
Husband replace wife's toilet seat with one he had in the freezer overnight so she wold be wide awake for the busy day ahead. This was the opening of a novel and it got funnier from then on in order to show the irish humor.
----------2008. Blade, on Ice. A discussion on Love & Short stories. 150K
2007. Mighy Micks. 53K
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Nov 5, 2009 - 23 23
Zombies attacked, characters decided to start raising chickens, baking pies
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Nov 6, 2009 - 00 18
Yeah, bizarre is one thing. Lemme think.
My chars got sucked into the painting of the MC after he got cut and splattered his blood all over it.
Um, the 2nd MMC and FMC got into a childish exchange of name calling for about 3/4 of a page(SS). Some of their insults kinda got out there. eg. "Timberlake wannabe," "plate", "fork," "spoon," "Bob Sagat," "Opera Winfrey." And it gets weirder.
Apparently one of my characters is an anime fan. I really didn't see that coming. And so now he inappropriately misuses japanese slang and phrases he's heard from the anime shows. -.-;
----------This is my first year writing! Lend me your strength, veterans!
-'09 : From Here We Move Forward
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Nov 6, 2009 - 00 23
So far I have had a bizarre murder scene with tons of blood but no bodies anywhere around. Then it turned out that this had been going on for awhile and people were trying to stop the serial killer(s). This is not really what I had in mind when I started so it has taken a few odd turns already.
Also a dream sequence which I will probably find really cheesy during my first edits but with as much cold medicine as I am on right now it seems to work just fine.