It's time to confess to the worst that you've written, or in most cases mistyped. If you have accidentally typed something funny and hopefully haven't deleted it and corrected, post it here and give us all a giggle.
I typed this yesterday:
About ten minutes into the job the phone behind the counter started ringing. It ran continuously for over five minutes until the gang leader snapped and pulled it out of the socket, then threw it hard into the sink where they all heard it crap. (er crack).
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Lottie
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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Nov 8, 2009 - 16 26
Lol, I just wrote this:
Not! Do not grieve! :P
----------- Yoz -
2007: The Dust on the Wind - 50K
2008: The Rise of King Drust - 50K
2009: Terrebus Rundstadt: From Child to Lord
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Nov 10, 2009 - 02 40
'...the light spilling across the landing from where she has her study; she writes smutty crap under a speudo name.'
----------Yeah, I like it, changing the typo to spewdo...
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Banish the Guilt Monkeys
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Nov 10, 2009 - 14 11
I seem to have invented octopus girl...
She turned and put her arms around her and I kissed her.
One of those hers should be a 'me'.
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Nov 17, 2009 - 14 07
louisa_mae - the silk was a relatively new thing, Babs had noticed it in the last six to eight moths.
----------I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Banish the Guilt Monkeys