Inclusion Challenges

Within the next 1000 words or so, a yo-yo is going to grow fangs and try to bite off one of my protagonist's nose.

And I fully intend to include Irn Bru, though not by name. Stark will find it absolutely disgusting, and tell everyone how disgusting he thinks it is D:

Skylines - A tale of chaos, human suffering and the primordial degeneration of the universe.

From the sheets we handed out at the kick-off party, so far, I've got:
aliens, cross-dressing (latex leggings), damsel in distress, EPIC!!!, Greeks (instead of Germans), jealousy, moustaches, oceans, outlaws, carnage, quantum thingies, robots, a septuagenarian, a sesquipedalian, the different time/plane of existence, sex scenes, something hot, tattoos, and xenophobia.

Still to include: an apocalypse, blunt instruments, a chase with a fruit cart, death, disguises, drugs, epic war, explosions, fire, mistaken identity and time travel. (But these are all planned for.)

Irn Bru won't appear. Whisky might. Pandas... not so sure. Kitchen sink, yes.

I am also known as 'Twisted Sister'. If you're lucky, you'll find out why. If you're unlucky, you'll find out why.

Among other things, I'm going to be including gay sex, incest, and a guy comparing his ex-girlfriend to a porn star. No Irn-Bru as yet, but that will most certainly be rectified at some point.

So far I've included: Edinburgh, hospitals, jealousy, set in a different land/plane of existence, sex scenes, whisky and Irn Bru. In the next few hundred words there will be an apocalypse. Oh I did do cross-dressing, but only by mentioning Elton John cross-dressing, none of my characters were.

Can't remember them all, but as I've already killed several named characters, a plane crash, a bombing, a mass crowd crush, had an assassination attempt on the pope by a 8 year old, had someone nearly die trying to save someone else, and included scenes in the countries of USA, Brazil, Spain, England and Scotland. Oh, and have jumped backwards and forward in time from 1963 to 2009 in various stages.

But there is Whiskey and Iron Bru!!

James
The conquerer of the 3 Peaks
10 hours, 12 minutes

Since my story is set in modern-day Edinburgh, Iron-Bru is going to be a sinch. XD

I even know where to dump it too.

NaNo '09 - Lolly Johnson and the Sweetie Butcher (working title)

http://avocado-ago-go.deviantart.com/ - I need more feedback on my ramblings!

I am putting Irn Bru in this scene, anachronisms be damned. XD

have hardly been an active forum member, but I feel like I've done my bit by including the purchase of a can of Irn Bru in 1976 (5p, which is a bit of a rip-off, to be frank).
Though main character could have mentioned it in present-day Edinburgh, I felt that a bit of a cheat...time-travelling Irn Bru much more glam.

Can I fit Irn-Bru into Imperial China??

Ive got Irn Bru!?!?

One of my MC loves it whilst the FMC detests it (they are a couple).... And on a road trip they get stuck and the only drink left is Irn Bru XD

Ok that was pretty crap but oh well...

Ars longa vita brevis.

Talents borrows... Genius steals.