Rodian Love Songs II: Set a Course for Sultriness
an excerpt

“The Return of the Poet”
Two Bothans alone,
Underwater, fathoms deep,
Are in BIG Trouble!

They traveled down there
They took the elevator
Now they can’t go back

Being chased by thugs
They had no other option
But to go deeper

Fortunately or
Maybe unfortunately,
A monster ate them
(The thugs that is)
The monster still lurks
Stalking the hallways wherein
Two Bothans await…

Doom! An Awful Maw
Will eat our heroes quickly
Tastelessly Fulfilled.
OR
Instead Rax and Maern
May win the day by firing,
Their Bola Carbines.

Lo! Behold in the dark
An escape route for our men!
Run away; They do

Pursued hastily
By their loathsome enemy
They find a small bay

A Submercible!
Alright! Sweet lady freedom!
Let’s make out! Shall we?

Oh No! A shadow!
The beast closes on our friends
But it is too late!

Rax and Maern escape
To face greater dangers
In a submarine…
~A series of Haiku
(Jar Jar’s Introduction and Swim to Otoh Gunga plays as the chapter ends)