(Working Title) A Study In The Ignorance Of Homo Sapiens
an excerpt

“She goes by the name of Mouse, for some odd reason, though by birth she is ******* *******. She seems to be topping all of her classes at her pathetic human school, so one would assume she is more knowledgeable than the rest of the human race. Plus, she speaks French. I've always wanted to learn French. Maybe I can make use of the brain probe and save myself some work. Your opinion on the matter?”
“This 'Mouse' girl sounds like an excellent candidate for our investigations. Is she a typical example of the human race, do you think? You know we can't use a total freak.”
“It's difficult to say. Surely if she were a social outcast they would have stoned her or burned her at the stake, right? Isn't that the sort of practice they engage in on Earth?”