Brief Author Bio:

Born Jessica Albert Spencer I was educated in a small, single classroomed school in the Swiss Alps. Achived the highest grades in all subjects up to A level, where I discovered Philosophy and subsequently dropped out, realising that if nothing really exists, whats the point? Did a stint in the army to reform my character, but while on tour found a love for the Vietnamese way of life, defected and helped them win the war. After settling down in a hut in the forest I wrote fictitious novels and false biographies until, in the winter of '74 I passed away in my sleep. I am now working as a Cleaner in the Evil Empire that is the National Trust (that part is actually true!!!)