Excerpt: Dances with Cougars

When Laura came home early that afternoon and found her yoga teacher of six months in bed with her husband of twenty-five years, her first thought was, Why can’t I do a downward dog like that? Her next thought was, Why was that my first thought?
It wasn’t until much later, while she was sitting in the police station in handcuffs, that it occurred to her, This is the worst birthday ever.