Synopsis: Are You Afraid of the Light?

The improbably-but-quite-possibly true story of an incidental (and quite reluctant) Superhero, his petulant-but-horrifyingly-optimistic sidekick (who should have been a Hero, let's be honest), both of whom are having a lot of trouble controlling their powers, neither of whom are any good at the 'Taking Names' part of the job description, and only one of whom knows what to do in any given situation (although, not necessarily the same one all the time).

In which citizens are saved, proper maintenance of motor vehicles continues to be important, Super-villains are overthrown and incarcerated, Community College is attended (sporadically, at best), coordinating costumes is obscenely complicated, quite a lot of food is eaten in the pursuit of a full stomach, and Eco-Terrorism may in fact pose a bigger threat than originally estimated.