Synopsis: Untitled Pirate Comedy

Stephen is not a pirate. In fact, he's about as far from being a pirate as you can get, until one day he's mistaken for his twin brother and kidnapped by a group of them. Suddenly, he's thrown into a crazy and mixed up world of pirates, angry holiday avatars, megalomaniac brothers, depressed squids, and plenty of other kookie characters that don't have any right being in an adventure novel. Can Stephen return to his normal life, or will he be forever changed by The Dread Pirate Alan and his inept pirate crew?