Brief Author Bio:

Simon Smith is a thirty seven year old wage slave from Lancashire. He writes for the Lancashire Evening Telegraph, 4000 Holes and Twohundredpercent.com. He is married with one daughter at present.
This is to be the `demo version` of his third novel and is as much a departure from the second as that was from the first. He is currently juggling writing this with gathering material and ideas for next year`s radical departure.