Dear Little Human
an excerpt

I worked with my counselor, Mrs. Bennett, to get two free periods together. I was totally trying to charm her as much as I could last year. “Mrs. Bennett!” I yelled at her with a smile. “Hello, Miss McCrae,” she replied calmly. “Mrs. Bennett I would like two free periods together next year. Who do I have to talk to to make that happen?” I said loudly. For some reason in high school, if you say things loudly and with a smile, the ladies in the office will bend over backwards for you.
“Well, let’s sit down and look at your options” she continued. “I’ll show you a little leg, Mrs. Bennett.” I started pulling up the end of my jeans before continuing “Hmm? Some leg? Will that get me two free periods together?” She had the biggest smile on her face when she told me she would do what she could do help me, and I could go ahead and lower my pants.
It seems to have worked, because not only did I get two free periods together, I got two free periods together at the end of the day. I must have very sexy legs.