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Mysterious Shoe
Novel: Tahini
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About Mysterious Shoe

Location: I switched my brain with a puppy.

Home Region:
USA :: California :: Sonoma/Marin

Age:257

Website: http://flavour-of-nano.livejournal.com

Favorite novels: Monstrous Regiment, The Fifth Elephant, Water for Elephants, The Left Hand of Darkness, Good Omens, The Tombs of Atuan, The Spellcoats, The Greenwitch

Favorite writers: Terry Pratchett, Ursula K Le Guin, Diana Wynne Jones, J.K. Rowling, Susan Cooper, Neil Gaiman

Favorite music: Anime soundtracks, elektropop, math rock, death metal, eurodance. Anything fast-paced and preferably a little electronic to go with my keys clicking.

Non-noveling interests: Astrophysics, Quantum Cosmology, Language, Steampunk, History, Chocolate, Manga, Cats, World Peace

Joined: October 31, 2006

This Year: Official Participant

NaNoWriMo History:
'06 '07 '08

NaNoWriMo posts: 142

NaNoWriMo buddies: 10

 

Brief Author Bio:

I take my coffee black. I like revising more than editing. I'm more than a bit of a nerd, but I'm not a geek - I know just enough about computers to justify wanting to explain to computer store employees that just because I'm female doesn't mean I don't know what RAM is. I read webcomics. I thought I didn't read blogs but then I realized that there are at least two that I check regularly, and two or three more that I enjoy reading on occasion.

My age is of little importance, but I'm currently attending classes at the local junior college, so I am educated. Sort of. Not really.

What I most like to write is dystopic, futuristic, urban fantasy set during a war ... so that's what I write. I like to write serious things but make them a little quirky - sometimes (okay, often) a lot quirky. I tend to play with ideas that seem absurd.

I'm almost constantly reading - and if I'm not reading and I'm not writing, I'm talking about reading and writing. It gives me something to think about, and I'm pretty into that whole thinking business.

And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz.

Synopsis: Tahini

A corrupt government revolves around an auto mechanic who faked his own death, and the revolution around a severely autistic girl with an internet connection implanted in her brain. Rachel still calls herself a librarian, even though there are small children alive who have never seen a book, and her curiosity finally gets her into trouble when she gets sent down to the undercity. She's not to bothered by it - there's a lot to learn down there.
A tale of politics, Lebanese food, transgendered journalists, and falling in love with a female detective who just won't leave you alone.

Excerpt: Tahini

Ryba took everything with a grain of salt, and then she went home and analyzed that grain of salt until it broke under the sheer pressure of her supernatural, unblinking stare. Ryba had started training herself not to blink for as long as a minute, and not to appear blinking for longer, when she was twelve years old. The trick, aside from sheer will power, was to attract people's eyes elsewhere so that they couldn't see when she blinked, in a way that they wouldn't notice. She would move her hand for no real reason, after not moving for several minutes, which would break the other person's concentration and attract their eye since it was something she hadn't done in such an unusual period of time.
She would mention something in the room in passing ("See that clock over there?" or "I've been collecting spoons for twenty years now, boy," or "there are five chairs in this room. People have bled in all of them. I make a point of only buying chairs that the cellar says have blood stains. And if I absolutely have to get a lovely chair that's in mint condition, well ... I just have to make someone bleed"). They were almost always lies, thouh she did like spoons, but they would always get people to look away for just a second, and it would only take her less than that to blink.
And why didn't she blink? Well, that was obvious. It made people uncomfortable. It made them twitch. Making people uncomfortable by means of speech and action was hundreds of times better than torture, especially if you never actually threatened them. Ryba would never consider torturing anyone even if it was legal. It simply didn't work. It was like using a sledge hammer when you should be using a splinter. It was like throwing an entire bucket of wall paint against a canvas at random and passing it off as a masterpiece. There was no grace in it, no sense of art. Ryba generally didn't hold with the pretentious art you got in galleries, but she liked peope who were straightforward.
No "it symbolizes the constant internal struggle between the ego and the id" or "this piece portrays the feeling of hatred against a backdrop of love and tradition" or even "this is inspired by my feelings upon the death of my mother".
She liked when the artist just said what was true: "this piece is meant to show and make use of the fact that the harmony between the colours white and black and how minimalism, interspersed with lines of bright colour and with an untraditional use of negative space, can take the viewer just slightly outside of their expectations." That was real art.
She hummed something.

"What are you humming?" Stacey asked, and Ryba was pulled instantly out of her thoughts and back into the room. How could she had let her thoughts run away from her? She must be cracking up.

Ryba considered the question. "A Bach cello suite, I think, although I'm not sure which one."

"Bach? People still remember that old German dude? I mean, really - how many centuries ago did he die?" Stacey laughed. She still sounded unsettled, but she seemed to be trying to forget. Good. "Sorry. You're so classy, someone of my low taste can only feel better about themselves by making fun of you."

Ryba made a small noise into her mug of water that could only be described as a scoff. "Music is music. No taste is higher than any other taste, what matters is that people have any taste at all."

"Well said," Stacey grinned. Stacey was almost always smiling about something or other unless she had something to frown about, and it drove Ryba mad. "So," Stacey continued, "I've always meant to ask ... how long have you really been collecting spoons?"

"Fifty years," Ryba said. "I was given my first spoon when I was three months old. I chewed on it regularly, that's why I have such strong teeth."

Stacey nodded slowly. It seemed to spread across her entire body, a full-body nod. Ryba could tell Stacey thought she was lying, and for once Ryba was affronted at the implication.
She wasn't. Why would she lie about her spoons? Stacey knew how much she cared for her spoons. If Ryba could care for any living thing, that thing would be her spoon collection.

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