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About phronkLocation: Ontario, Canada Home Region: Age:28 Website: http://www.phronk.com Favorite novels: My favourite novel ever is one that I read when I was 10 or 11 years old. I can no longer remember who wrote it, what it was called, or what it was about. All I do remember is that I couldn't put it down - I stayed up all night to read the whole thing in one go - and that it was the only novel that ever scared the shit out of me. Favorite writers: Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Joss Whedon, Lemony Snicket, H.P. Lovecraft, Cormac McCarthy Favorite music: http://www.last.fm/user/phronko/ Non-noveling interests: Pretty much everything. |
Joined: November 4, 2006 This Year: Official Participant NaNoWriMo History: NaNoWriMo posts: 14 NaNoWriMo buddies: 11
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Brief Author Bio: My aim is to create works of fiction that people will one day describe as "great bathroom reading." |
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Synopsis: Puparazzi
It's about anthropomorphic dogs who track down and take pictures of human celebrities. This may or may not be a fake synopsis designed to throw you off the trail of my real novel.
Excerpt: Puparazzi
So then the pug was like "LOL! And I've got this picture of Paris Hilton outside a Los Angeles night club. We asked her if her and Nick Carter were back on, and she totally, like, tried to spit on our camera, but she missed and spit on Tinkerbell instead."
"ROFL," said the shih-tzu.
