Brief Author Bio:

Sometimes I'm the sort of person who nurses one coffee all day outside a pavement cafe, watching the world go by, scrounging off friends, and writing my never-to-be-finished masterpiece.

Sometimes I'm the sort of person who goes into the hills to spend a day watching hawks nesting in the ramparts of some castle... and ends up being enthralled by an anthill in the grass.

Sometimes I sit in a darkened room with my phone off the hook, getting stoned and wasting my life on the Internet.

I'm really good at knowing stuff about animals, correcting people's English, and calming people down after correcting their English.

I have godawful dress sense.