Tales from Kyerrion
an excerpt

It was night again and Tegafel was sitting at the bow with Availon. Ey was rubbing the galanfetzcan's shoulders. "Availon, I keep wondering this thing..."
"What?"
"You know, Gertkeret. Ey gave me that sword and is acting so friendly... an' I just wonder if... if ey's just doing it so ey can get to have sex with me."
"Oh."
"Is ey?"
"I've invaded eir privacy enough. I'm not going to dig eir mind for that."
"But you have to know, it'd have been in eir surface thoughts because ey's been with me so much an'..."
"Sorry, Tegafel, but no. You can decide for yourself."
"Uh." Tegafel felt a little helpless. "What would you have done?"
"What?" Availon was a little surprised by the question, but replied nevertheless: "If these people were galanfetzcans or maybe even garandals, I would have had sex with at least a couple of them already."
"Garandals?"
"Yes—wait, you have heard of them. They are slightly smaller than I am, I can easily have sex with them. It's not a big thing."
"But... across races like that?"
Availon shrugged. "Half-breeds are not possible. What does it matter even if you had sex with an animal, as long as it's enjoyable for all parties involved?"
"Animal?!" Availon was quiet. "That is sick! Have you—?!"
"I'm sorry I mentioned it."
"Have you done it —"
"Do you understand that I would just lie to you?"
"Then please do!"
"Yes."
"Koimel! How could y— I can't b— ...What?" Availon was quiet. "You said you'd lie and then you said you had done it?"
"Go away."
"But..." Tegafel got up and took a few steps but returned then. "Availon, please tell me the truth and don't lie. You swore you would."
"...No, I have not had sex with an animal." Tegafel stared at Availon for a moment and walked away.