And that’s when he met Crazy Bitch, Megan’s alter-ego who had apparently been hiding for the last two years. While he saw the trip as a chance to take their relationship to the next level, she saw it as a way to say goodbye. Apparently she didn’t see their relationship working in the real world, and thought of him as her “college boyfriend.” He drank too much. He wasn’t serious enough. He didn’t have enough ambition. Did Crazy Bitch even know who the hell she was talking about?