“Well, as you can see, this is the main area. Most big discussions, whether they be about a case—we like to call them cases, it sounds a little fancier than ‘monster-killing sprees’—or about finances or obtaining equipment, are held around that big table there. It’s our round table except, you know, not round. Individual research and such is conducted in the cubicles. Yes, I’m talking about the smaller desks. Over to the back there is the rest and relaxation room; the TV has about three working channels, and then another fifty dedicated to the amazing patterns found in static. Don’t sit down too hard on the couch either, seeing as we reckon it’s got a remaining lifespan of about one month before collapsing into a pile of fluff-covered matchsticks.”