Brief Author Bio:

Seven years in a foreign country don't make up for a lifetime of paranoia. The author fears the dark, but it is only in darkness that she is safe from the terrifying horror that is the light, the gleaming glowing screaming light that does not burn all that is wrong within but that makes it gleam glow scream until it bows beneath her splendor. She hates walking, can't find inspiration, drinks water and diet soda, and is reading James Baldwin. Adoringly.