Excerpt: Uber Fantastic Jediness (Working Title Obviously)

I didn’t hear anything really past the point where he said I was pregnant and it was plain and simple. Simple? Ha! There was nothing plain or simple about this. How the hell can this be happening? Did I get drunk without my knowledge and skip the hangover and lack of memory the next day because I was that far gone? Was I abducted by aliens? What the hell? This is so no right. Maybe I’m dreaming. That would explain things, right? Or maybe he got the wrong person. That happens all the time, or at least it does on ER. Maybe there’s a hidden camera and someone’s messing with me and if that’s the case, they are going to die as soon as I figure out who it is.