The Erotic Adventures of Captain LongShaft
an excerpt

Chapter 1 excerpt-The sparkling waves crashed upon the ship that was pushing into unknown territory. Fashioned in the shape of a giant penis, The Hedonist had been on the waters for what seemed like an eternity. The crew was fashioned by the most able men of Jacksonia and consisted of 300 sex driven addicts. But their sex drive was a miniscule drop of water in the ocean we call life compared to their Captain. A man whose desire was incomparable and had a swagger that was as large as his cock. Some say he could masturbate constantly for over a day without ejaculating. Others say he could look into the eyes of lesbians and make them turn straight in an instant. Even others say his penis was so hard that he could battle the world renowned sword fighter Shay Pleta with only his cock. That is the man, known as the Captain. Captain Longshaft.

Chapter 6 excerpt-There was only one way to defeat this vile beast. He would have to use it. One of his 5 Deadly Techniques. Techniques that in the wrong hand could destroy any man foolish enough to attempt them. These techniques were known to make a woman orgasm in an instant of performing them. They required intense concentration to perform and only the most focused men could perform them successfully. The secret was in the way that it directly hit every single nerve ending and G-spot inside the vagina, consequently creating the sensation of having an infinite number of orgasms at once. Pleasure greater than heaven in the form of one of his deadly techniques. But if the Captain wasn’t careful, he might overstress his long shaft and make it incapable of ever performing sex again. It was now or never. He must now unleash Deadly Technique Number One. The Pussy Cleaver.