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No, no, don't bother waiting for me. No, of course not, you go right on ahead. I'm only shorter than both of you, bogged down by three tons of books, and oh yeah, I've spent the whole day bored out of my mind.

You go right on ahead, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. If that guy over there, the sketchy one with the beard-ish thing he's trying to grow? Yeah, him. If he asks me if I want a ride, I'll be sure to tell him no, and when he kidnaps me [because hello, school uniforms are total kink-bait] you can tell yourselves that I was just too slow.