Excerpt: Sanity is Overrated

“Their songs are so sappy. Yes they’re in love and yay they got married, but sappy!” Nixie shot back.

“This is love,” Faber sang along with the music.

“I’d forgotten how annoying you were over the weekend.” She swatted his arm.

“And all I see is you.” He continued.

“Shut up.”

“Isn’t twitterpated from Bambi?”

“Thank God your slightly ADD.”

“I always figured Flower was a closet case.”

Nixie stopped all signs of being annoyed and stared at Faber as if he had four heads. “Did you just call the skunk from Bambi a closet case?”

Faber nodded.

“The cute little skunk who in the end finds a girl?”

“Closet case.”

“I can’t believe I’m actually having this conversation.” Nixie shook her head in disbelieve.